The MSTing of A Dream Come True
By: Majin Vegeta
Original Fic: Son Zelda

Disclaimer: I got permission to MST the following fic, if I didn’t have permission it wouldn’t be done.

Notes: The cast of the MST remains exactly like the last one. If you do not know this cast, I urge you to read my MST of Impression several times before you get it. Just kidding, you only have to read it once. ^_^ The cast is Vegeta from Dragonball Z, Lina and Amelia from Slayers, and Kuno from Ranma 1/2. That’s all for my crazy author notes.

Warning: It’s a normal one of my MSTs, stupidity ensues. You have been warned! Oh and there are a few sexual innuendoes every now and again. Well, some of them aren’t really innuendoes because they’re fairly obvious. Ah well. Oh, there is also minor swearing. Enough for the PG-13 rating the ficcy is getting.

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In the not too distant future
In fact, it’s right now.
There was a group of anime characters
Very different from you and me
They were from different shows
That Majin liked to watch
They did their best to be cool
So Majin got an idea and shot them into space

Majin: 
“I'll send them lots of fanfics
Just because I can (la la la)
They'll have to sit and watch them all
And I'll monitor their minds!” (la la la)

Now keep in mind they can't control
Where the fics begin or end
Because Majin used those special parts
To build his high tech screen

MSTer roll call!

Vegeta (Kakarotto says “I’m hungry!”)
Kuno (Let’s get ready to ruuuuumble!)
Lina (Where’s the cream filling?)
Amelia (J-u-s-t-i-c-e, what’s that spell? JUSTICE!)

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe
And other science facts (la la la)
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a fic,
and I should really just relax!"

For Majin Science Theater 6000!

TWAAAAAANG!

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Kuno was leaning on the desk in the Satellite of Love. The Kendoist had his arms crossed and was wearing a pair of sunglasses. “Yeah, I’m taking the cool path now....dude.” He said to no one in particular, or in other words to the readers of the fic.

Lina walked in and sweatdropped when she saw Kuno. “Not again. Vegeta, I told you not to feed Kuno booze in his sleep!” she shouted at Vegeta, who also just happened to walk in.

Vegeta smirked and laughed, “Well I can’t help it if he’s a moron, can I? By the way baka, I never fed that idiot Kuno any beer.” The Saiyajin Prince just watched Kuno and chuckled in his face. “Ahou.”

“I was inspired by the Gap commercials to become cool, dudes.” Kuno said, nodding his head slowly.

Suddenly, that all too familiar screen floated downwards and it had Majin’s ultra-creepy smiling face on it. “Hi minna-san! I have another lovely fanfic for you to MST! Bwahahahahaha! It’s a DBZ ficcy, and I don’t care if you like it! Have *fun*!” he said and laughed evilly once again. Before anybody could speak, Majin’s screen moved back to the spot it was supposed to be in.

“I *am* so going to kill that baka Majin when I see him next time.” Vegeta said with his usual scowl plastered on his face.

On cue, Amelia also walked into the room as that ever friendly flashing red light went off. “Fanfic sign everybody!” she said.

The four MSTers grunted and groaned a while, then they entered the six doors yet again.

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> A Dream Come True

Vegeta: ....would be not to MST this fic at all.
Lina: ....would be to have Fox not screw up Slayers. If they do, I will Dragu Slave them to hell.
Amelia: ....would be a new justice super hero franchise.
Kuno: ....would be a disclaimer for this fic so we can make fun of it, man.

> It was summer vacation.

Everybody:  ::Gasp:: Wow, that’s an amazing introduction.

> Zelda was sitting at her computer,

Kuno: ....typing up this really long 22 chapter self-insertion DBZ fic, dude.

> as usual, editing her DragonBallZ

Vegeta: That’s Dragonball Z. ::Scowls:: May the wraith of Toriyama-sama himself be unleashed upon this author.
Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: You’re so kind Vegeta.
Vegeta: Oh, shut the hell up.
Lina:  ::Sarcastically again:: Right away sir, anything you say sir.

> character biographies for her book.

Amelia: Nani? I’m confused, what book?
Kuno: ”How to Spell Dragonball Z for Dummies”, of course, man.
Amelia: Oooooh.

> She was on Goku

Vegeta: Well, she really should get off of that baka Kakarotto before she kills him. It’s *my* job to kill him.

> because she was listening to "Aitsuha Son Goku." She would edit then bios according to the song she was listening to.

Lina: So, what would Zelda do if she were listening to “Stairway to Heaven?”
Vegeta: Probably write a biography of Kami.
Lina: Hmmm, that sort of makes sense.

> Like, if she was listening to "Drunken Gohan Song,"

Kuno:  ::Imitating a drunken version of Gohan:: I’m not as *HIC* think as you *HIC* drunk I am *HIC* Piccolo-sensai! *HIC!* Nobody knows how *HIC* dry I am, nobody *HIC* knows how *HIC* dry I am-
Amelia: We get the point Kuno-san.
Kuno:  ::Back to normal:: Okay, dude.
Amelia:  ::Sweatdrop:: Kuno-san, can you stop the act?
Kuno: All right, all right. ::Takes off his sunglasses and throws them at the screen:: There, happy?
Amelia: Very Kuno-san! ^_^

> or "Piccolo San Daisuki," she would work on Gohan's, and so on. She had had a dream earlier that morning.

Amelia: Wow, so did I! ^_^ It was about me and Zelgadis-san and...err never mind. ::Blush::
Lina: Go figure. ::Facefault::

> It was DragonBallZ orientated, as were most of her dreams.

Vegeta: The great Akira Toriyama-sama himself killed her in her dream, the end.

> She dreamed she was in the setting she was in right then.

Kuno: Huh? Can that sentence be any less confusing?

> She was feeling playful and lonely. So, she highlighted all of Goku's bio, typed "Visit me," and
pressed enter. But, right then, time seemed to stop.

Lina:  ::Imitating Zelda and mocks looking down at her watch:: My gosh, the minute hand hasn’t moved for thirty seconds! Time must have stopped!

> All her papers flew anywhere they wanted to.

Amelia:  ::Imitating a paper:: I want to fly over here!
Lina:  ::Imitating a paper:: Well, *I* want to fly over there!

> Then, an all-too-familiar shape seemed to emerge from her monitor.

Vegeta: It’s official, Zelda is using *way* too much cocaine.

> She waited to see what would happen. Then her sister woke a very unhappy Zelda from her dreams.

Kuno: Ahhhhhhhh! It’s the attack of the third-person writing style! Kill it!

> So, she decided to try it in the real world.

Lina: Why does she want to go on that MTV reality show?

> She did just what she had done in her dream. Then, you guess what happened.

Amelia: Ummmmm, little Timmy fell down a burning well during a Nazi invasion again?
Kuno: Ummmmm, a moron won the presidential election?
Vegeta: Ummmmm, Rosie O’Donnell lost weight?
Lina: Ummmmm, Time Warner-AOL merged with Microsoft and took over the world?

> She finally got to see what would happen. Goku came sprawling from her console.

Vegeta: Of course, only that baka Kakarotto would sprawl out of Zelda’s console. ::Scowls::
Amelia: Vegeta-san, that’s so mean!
Vegeta: Psct, I don’t care so shut the hell up!
Amelia:  ::Pouts::

> On the floor, he asked,

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: How come this sentence starts off with a prepositional phrase?
Vegeta: Baka, that’s *way* too smart for Kakarotto.
Kuno:  ::Back to normal:: Oh, oops.

> " Who are you?" What just happened?" very nervously.

Lina:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Wellllll, I’m a fanfic author who decided to write a fic about Dragonball Z. As to what happened, well....hell just froze over.

> "I don't really know myself," she replied with a grin. "I had a dream exactly like this, but it didn't go this far." Zelda never was too good at explaining things.

Everybody: Obviously.

> "You can't be...are you....Goku?"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Goku:: *No,* I’m Kakarotto, duuuuh, Vegeta is stronger than me, duuuuh.
Lina: I sense a hint of jealousy there Vegetable.
Vegeta: SHUT UP ANOREXIC!
Lina:  ::Punches Vegeta:: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!!!!
Kuno: Here we go again. ::Sweatdrop::
Amelia: Vegeta-san, Lina-san, stop fighting!
Vegeta & Lina: SHUT UP AMELIA!
Amelia:  ::Pouts::

> "How....do you....know who I am? Who...what are you?" He asked again, more nervously than before.

Kuno: Is it just me or does this whole fic look like one paragraph?
Vegeta: It’s not just you, for once.
Kuno: All right, good.

Note: The way I got the fic it looked like one really long paragraph....sooooo....yeah.

> "This can't be....H-how

Lina:  ::Imitating Goku:: ...can I stop this endless dialogue? ::Back to normal:: Actually, it sort of looks more like a monologue, heh.

> .....on Earth could this happen?"

> "What, you mean you're as confused as me?"

Amelia:  ::Imitating Goku:: Yep, I am as confused as whoever said that.

> "Well," she started,

Vegeta....running the marathon at the sound of the gun.

> while Goku decided to put himself into a more comfortable, cross-legged position

Kuno:  ::Imitating a yoga instructor:: Release all of your tensions Goku, that’s right...very good very good.

> on the floor. "Are you...well.....

Vegeta: ....no, I’m Vegeta. This is Well. ::Points at the empty seat next to him::
Lina:  ::Sweatdrop:: Nobody is sitting there Vegeta.
Vegeta: Yeah there is, Well is sitting there.
Lina: Riiiiiight.

> really here? You are supposed to be just a cartoon character

Kuno: Cartoon....?
Amelia: Cartoon....?
Lina: Cartoon....?
Vegeta:  ::Powers up to Super Saiyajin:: CARTOON CHARACTER!?!?!?!?!?!? GALNEK HO! ::Nothing happens::
Amelia: Remember Vegeta-san, Majin-san stripped all of us of our powers when we got here.
Vegeta:  ::Screams:: THAT BAKA MAJIN WILL PAY!!!!! AND FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA, WE’RE *ANIME* CHARACTERS, NOT *CARTOON* CHARACTERS!
Amelia: Calm down Vegeta-san, try breathing a little.
Vegeta:  ::Breathes heavily:: I’m okay, really...I’m okay. ::Scowls::

> on a children's television show."

Lina:  ::Laughs hysterically:: Dragonball Z is a children’s television show? Yeah sure, and maybe professional wrestling isn’t fake.
Kuno:  ::Imitating Wayne from Wayne’s World:: Ja, and maybe monkeys will fly out my butt!
Lina: You couldn’t resist doing that, could you Kuno?
Kuno:  ::Back to normal:: Of course not.

> "What? A TV show? What's going on?"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating an announcer:: After all these years, Kakarotto figured out why that camera man constantly followed him around.

> "I know everything about you!

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: That’s ‘cause I stalk you!

> You, your children, your friends and enemies. Ask me any question and I bet you anything I could answer it."

Amelia: All right, why is the sky blue?
Kuno: What happens when you consume Pop Rocks and soda at the same time?
Vegeta: Why are the Great Lakes so great?
Lina: Who framed Roger Rabbit?

> She had always prided herself on her DragonBall knowledge.

Kuno: ...like how to spell Dragonball Z wrong for instance.

> Goku struggled to think

Vegeta: Of course he struggled to think, he’s a moron.

> of a question of himself and his friends that no one would know. "Uhhh, OK. If you can answer my question, I will trust you. Umm, what

Lina:  ::Imitating Goku:: ....color is my hair?

> race am I and all of my friends?" Goku never was too bright.

Vegeta: That’s definitely the understatement of the day.

> "Oh, jeez, challenge me, won't you? You and Vegeta are pure Saiyan. Your sons, Gohan and Goten, mothered by the human Chi-Chi are half Saiyans-half humans. The same with Trunks and Bra, mothered by Bulma. Kaio-sama is of the Kaio race.

Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: So Kaio-sama isn’t just a clever name? Awww man, I always thought it was.

> Krillin is the strongest non-Saiyan on the planet;

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Of course, if you aren’t counting Piccolo. ::Back to normal:: He’s a non-Saiyajin after all.
Vegeta: Good one baka. ::Smirks:: Of course, the strongest person on that pathetic planet is *me.*
Kuno: Uhhhh okay I guess....

> he is a human. Android #18 was wished to be a human. She and Krillin had a human child named Marron.

Lina: Krillin and 18 soon found out that the child *was* Marron, as in Krillin’s ex-girlfriend, and got into a terrible, terrible argument.

> Tien, Chaozu and Yamcha are humans. Piccolo, Kami,

Amelia:  ::Reading from the dictionary:: Kami is also a divine power or aura, often associated or identified with one or more deities or ancestors. ::Bows Shintoist style::

> Nail and Dende are all Nameks. Piccolo is fused with Nail and Kami, and Dende is the Guardian of Earth. Who am I missing?"

Vegeta: About two hundred other Dragonball Z characters.

Note: I’m estimating on the characters, but there are tons of DBZ characters. Of course, you knew that, right? ^_^

> she asked, without skipping a beat,

Amelia:  ::Imitating the beat:: Thanks Zelda-san for not skipping me! ^_^

> knowing she had missed no one.

> "No one. Wow. Well, it looks I trust you now.

Vegeta:  ::Imitating a cave man:: Ugh, me cave man, me smarter than Kakarotto, ugh.

> Wait, one more question. How did Cell get beaten?"

Lina:  ::Imitating Zelda:: With a giant Cell beating stick, of course!
::The voice of MV booms out of nowhere::
Voice of MV: Yep, I beat him up with my Cell beating stick real good like! ^_^
Lina:  ::Shivers:: Majin is creepy.

> "Your son defeated him, of course. But," she said, in her snooty voice, pleased she could answer the toughest question the world's strongest man

Vegeta: ...which would be *me.*
Lina: Funny, I could have sworn it was Goku who was the main character of Dragonball Z. ^_^
Vegeta: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU MORONIC ANOREXIC BAKA!
Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: Yeah sure, I will obey your every command, ahou. ::Punches Vegeta::
Vegeta: DIE!
Amelia: Vegeta-san, Lina-san-
Vegeta and Lina: SHUT UP AMELIA!
Amelia:  ::Pouts::

> could offer, "He couldn't have done it without the rest of you."

> "Well okay. It's actualy

Amelia: What’s an ‘actualy’?
Kuno: Sounds like some household cleaning product, or something.
Amelia: Oooooh, okay Kuno-san. ^_^

> pretty nice here when you don't have the crap scared out of you."

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku and points on the ground:: See, that would be the crap you scared out of me before.

> *Ping!*

Lina: ...pong! Let’s play a game of Ping Pong everybody!

> "My Kami!

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Kami with a British accent:: Yeeeeeees? You bellowed sir?

> There is an immense Ki signature coming from

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: ....your refrigerator! Quick, let me eat all the food so it will go away!

> you!"

> "Who, me?"

Amelia:  ::Imitating Goku:: No no no, the girl behind you.

> she asked, her eyes huge with astonishment.

Lina:  ::Tries making eyes large:: No matter how hard I try, my eyes can’t get huge with astonishment.
The best I can do is make them huge with bewilderment, never astonishment though.
Vegeta: Come on bakas, it’s that time again.
::The four MSTers leave the screening room::

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Amelia:  ::Happily typing away on a computer:: Now I can finally get this to work! ::At just that very moment, Lina walks in::
Lina: Nani? What the heck are ya doing Amelia?
Amelia:  ::Types faster:: I’m doing what Zelda-san did in the fic, of course!
Lina: Oh, you mean make people come out of a computer? Of course! ::Sarcastically:: I mean, that idea was so obvious it’s amazing nobody else thought of it before.
Amelia: Hai Lina-san! ::Stops typing:: Now the moment we’ve all been waiting for! ::Searches for the “Visit Me” key:: Hey Lina-san, where did the “Visit Me” key go?
Lina: Oh, that key is being repaired right now because Kuno broke it.
Amelia: Nani? How did Kuno-san do that?
Lina: Simple, he tried to get Akane and his “Osage no Onna”, aka Ranma in girl form, to visit him. That apparently over-rode the computer and the key was burnt out.
Amelia: Why’s that Lina-san?
Lina: They didn't want to visit Kuno, apparently they both dislike him very much.
Amelia: Oooooh.
::Kuno happens to walk in and flashing red lights go off::
Kuno: Hey, the “Visit Me” key is fixed! By the way, we got fanfic sign!
::The four MSTers return to the screening room::

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> "You must be kidding!

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Goku:: Is kidding like mutton? I hope it is, cause me so hungry right now!
Lina:  ::Sweatdrop:: I don’t think Goku can be that dumb Vegeta...
Vegeta:  ::Back to normal:: What do you know? Kakarotto is the stupidest person you will ever meet.
Lina: Uhhh, if you insist. ^_^
Vegeta: Are you implying something?
Lina:  ::Winks all kawaii like:: Who, me? ^_^
Vegeta: Nevermind. ::Grumbles::

> I'm terrible at sports, exercise,

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ....race car driving, blinking, eating, smiling, typing, thinking, jumping, playing frisbee, walking, *and* everything else.

> anything really that involves physical exertion," she replied, kind of scared at herself.

Lina: The world wants to know, how exactly do you become scared at yourself?

> "No, I'm quite serious!

Vegeta: I don’t think the word ‘quite’ is in Kakarotto’s vocabulary. So, this fic isn’t very realistic.

> Would I joke about something like this?

Everybody: Yes.

> You should know, you seem to know everything about me."

> "OK, but...how can this be? I totally can't believe this. Like I said, I'm really weak."

> "Well, Ki doesn't come solely from strength. It comes also from the heart.

Vegeta:  ::Rolls eyes:: If I have to hear another one of his stupid ‘goody-two shoes’ speeches, I *will* kill somebody.
Amelia: Vegeta-san, that’s unjust!
Vegeta: Nevermind, they’re better than Amelia’s stupid justice speeches.
Amelia: Unjust! ::Insert a long justice speech that nobody pays any attention to here::

> Hang on, I'll ask Kaio-sama, he'll know. He knows-"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku::...what I did last summer. In fact, he made two movies about it, since he *still* knows what I did last summer.

> "Everything,"

Lina: Everything is a nice guy, I know him myself as well.

> she finished for him. They both laughed.

Kuno: That was funny....how?

> It seemed already that they were becoming good friends.

> Kaio-sama had also felt the Ki. He was just about to contact Goku, but, being himself, he decided to take a little nap first.

Vegeta: He was always a lazy bum.

> He was rudely awakened from his peaceful slumber by Goku's voice:  "Kaio! Are you there?"

Amelia:  ::Imitating Kaio-sama:: Umm no, I just left there Goku. Now I’m here.

> "Yes, Goku, but why did you wake me up?" then he suddenly remembered the Ki signature

Lina:  ::Mocks the sound of signing a signature::

> he had felt. "Tell me, Goku, did you feel a new Ki a little while ago?"

> "Yeah, Kaio, that is why I called upon you.

Amelia:  ::Imitating Satoshi from Pokemon:: Kaio, I choose you!
Vegeta: Baka, didn’t we just do that joke in the last MST?
Amelia:  ::Back to normal:: No Vegeta-san, that was a joke on Hand Pokemon, this is different.
Vegeta: Whatever, baka.
Amelia:  ::Pouts::

> The person is in the room with me. I somehow got transported into her house. I can't sense any of my friends'

Lina:  ::Imitating Goku:: You know, friend’s too.

> Ki signatures at all. Shouldn't I be able to?"

Vegeta:  ::Facefault:: Kami, Kakarotto is such an ahou.

> "Actually, Goku, I can't sense you at all either. I am surprised you could contact me. It seems you are in another dimension entirely."

Kuno:  ::Imitating Kaio-sama:: ....the dimension of rabid fangirls and fanboys.
Vegeta:  ::Imitating Kaio-sama:: ....the dimension of bakas, also known as the “Real World.”
Lina:  ::Imitating Kaio-sama:: ....the dimension of unlimited dialogue.
Amelia:  ::Imitating Kaio-sama:: ....the dimension of Taco Bell dog commercials.

> "That should be right. This girl says we are just a TV show

Lina:  ::Imitating Goku:: ....she says it’s a show about how I get my hair to remain the same all the time.

> in her world."

Everybody:  ::Singing:: It’s a small world after all. It’s a small world after all.

> "What? Girl?! You mean that Ki came from a girl?!

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Goku:: Yeah, you know, the ones with the soft, squishy pillows of skin that I like to lay on.
Amelia: Vegeta-san!!!
Vegeta:  ::Back to normal:: *What?*
Amelia: That’s UNJUST!
Vegeta: Do I care? NO!
Amelia:  ::Pouts::

> "Yes. She seems alright to me. She knows everything

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: ....because she is the author. All authors are omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent beings.
Vegeta: Baka, that doesn’t sound like Kakarotto at all. He would never use a word that has more than seven letters in it.
Kuno:  ::Back to normal:: I know, I know, but it was just for the joke Vegeta.
Vegeta: Well, you’re still an ahou, you ahou.

> about us. She even knows about you, Kaio," knowing that would make him nervous.

Lina: Uhhhhh what? Where did that sentence come from?

> It was so much fun to mess with a god.

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Kami:: Oh yeah punk? You wanna piece of me? Bring it on beoach!

> "I don't trust her, Goku. I wouldn't trust anyone with such a high Ki."

Amelia:  ::Imitating Kaio-sama:: So, I don’t trust you anymore Goku.

> At this point, Zelda had an idea.

Kuno: ...which involved going back into the various Link games before Nintendo sued.

> She had heard what they were saying, though she didn't know how. Nor

Amelia: ....is a conjunction, it brings two sentences together. Sentences shouldn’t begin with conjunctions, because it is wrong.

> did she really care. Kaio was one of her favorites,

Vegeta: Ah-hah! There’s that one person who voted for Kaio for their favorite character on the Dragonball Z poll!

> and she wanted him to trust her. "Hey, Goku, can I talk to him?"

Lina:  ::Imitating Goku:: Ummm no, Him is from the Powerpuff Girls. ::Drum roll::
Kuno: The first drum roll of the MST, how does that make you feel Lina?
Lina:  ::Back to normal:: Less corny than you, of course. ^_^Kuno:  ::Sweatdrop::

> "Um, sure. Kaio, she wants to talk to you, K?"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: What letter comes after ‘K’ again? Oh yeah, ‘L’. Okay, let me start from K. K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z, now I know my uhhh...’K L M’s, won’t you come and play with me?
Everybody but Kuno:  ::Sweatdrop::

> "Uhhh, OK. Go ahead, mystery girl."

Lina:  ::Imitating Kaio-sama:: Go write me some mystery fics, mystery girl.

> "Well, first off, I'm Zelda,"

Amelia:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ....and I’m in a game called “The Legend of Zelda:  A Link to Past” among others.

> surprised at herself because she hadn't told them her name. "OK. Three blondes are being chased by the police.

Vegeta: Oh yay, another hysterical dumb blonde joke. ::Rolls eyes::
Lina: Well, I’m sure Filia wouldn’t like this very much.

> Their van ran out of gas, and there was a shack

Kuno: .....that had two hillbillies sitting on the front porch.

> on the side of the road. They all went in. There were 3 potato sacks

Kuno:  ::Imitating an infomercial over voice:: Yes, count them, three!

> inside, so they all hopped into one. The police came in and kicked the first sack. The blonde inside said:  Meow! The cop thought it was a cat.

Lina: Wait a second, is this a blonde joke or is a police joke?

> He kicked the second sack and the blonde said:  Woof! He thought it was a dog. The policeman then kicked the third sack. The blonde inside said:  "Potato!!"

Everybody: Uhhhh....huh? I don’t get it.

> "Ahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

Amelia:  ::Shivers:: That sounds horribly like Rootrick from Brave Fencer Musashi, I’m scared.
Kuno:  ::Imitating Rootrick:: Ahahahahahaha! Y’all gonna get a licking!
Amelia:  ::Shivers:: Did you have to do that Kuno-san?
Kuno:  ::Back to normal:: Uhhh no....gomen.
Amelia: That’s okay Kuno-san, I guess.

> Oh, that's one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard!

Lina: What....joke?

> Alright, Zelda, I trust you. Anyone with a joke that funny has to be trusted."

Kuno:  ::Imitating Kaio-sama:: This is why I also trust Robin Williams.

> "Thanks," she replied, very happy she had earned his trust, and how easy it was. "I got a million of 'em."

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ....long sentences that aren’t funny, that is.

> "I don't get it,"

Everybody: Neither do we.

> Goku said, a look of pure confusion crossing his face. They all laughed,

Kuno: If Goku didn’t get the joke, why was he laughing?

> forgetting about Zelda's alarming

Amelia:  ::Mocks the sound of an alarm going off::
Vegeta: KAMI, SHUT THE HELL UP!
Amelia:  ::Pouts::

> Ki.

> "Hey, Kaio. What about the Ki that came from me? Can you explain that for us?"

> "Well, I don't kn-" The connection was cut off.

Lina: Damn you AOL, always cutting off my connection! ::Shakes fists in the air::

> Goku had disappeared, using his Instant Transmission technique.

Kuno: Also known as the “Fax Machine” technique.

> "What the-"

> Suddenly, Goku returned, Kaio-sama with him. "I just thought that he should see you to help him figure it out," he explained with his trademark grin.

Vegeta: Kakarotto’s grin is property of Kakarotto, the country of Japan, Akira Toriyama, Toei Animation, and so on. If you even attempt to take his grin without his permission, Kakarotto will sue you in a court of law...or at least attempt to sue, thank you.
Lina: And for all the reader’s who missed *that* joke, this is what you missed. Grin(tm), that’s all. ^_^

> "Well now, I see. Zelda, it seems you have powers," he said in a professional voice.

Amelia:  ::Imitating the voice:: Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing. I’m a professional voice.

> "What? What kind of powers do you mean?

Kuno:  ::Imitating Kaio-sama:: The power to misspell Dragonball Z.
Vegeta:  ::Imitating Kaio-sama:: The power to write an incredibly long dialogue.
Lina:  ::Imitating Kaio-sama:: The power to tell unfunny blonde jokes.
Amelia:  ::Imitating Kaio-sama:: The power to be institutionalized.

Note: I couldn’t resist the institutionalized joke. ^_^

> Like Goku and Gohan and all of them?"

Lina:  ::Imitating Kaio-sama:: No, powers more like Mr. Satan’s.

> she asked, perplexed.

> "No, I mean magical powers. Try conjuring something."

> She pointed her finger at her coffee table and concentrated. Suddenly,

Amelia: ....her coffee table got a coffee stain on it. ::Cues overly dramatic music::

> a pie appeared.

"A pie? Why did you decide to conjure that?" Kaio asked, confused.

> "Well, knowing Goku, I thought he might want to eat something."

> Goku had already began to dig into the pie, with no fork,

Kuno: ...or a shovel.

> only his fingers. "I was kind of hungry," he said with his mouth full.

Vegeta: Kakarotto sure is full of it. ::Drum roll::
Everybody but Vegeta:  ::Gasp::
Vegeta: What bakas?
Amelia: Vegeta-san, you got a drum roll.
Vegeta: No kidding, what the hell is your point?
Amelia: Ummm nevermind.

> "Thanks, Zelda."

> "No problem. That was pretty easy. You want another?"

Lina:  ::Imitating Homer Simpson:: Mmmmm, another.

> "Sure." He had already finished the first one. "Mmmm, cherry!"

> "Alright, Zelda, Goku. I'm going to leave now. Bubbles is probably getting restless."

Kuno:  ::Imitating Kaio-sama:: And you wouldn’t like it when one of the Powerpuff Girls gets restless, trust me.

> "OK, Kaio, I guess I'll see you," they both replied in unison.

> He then Instant Transmissioned

Vegeta: What the hell is a ‘Transmissioned?’
Kuno: Uhhhh, it sounds like something in a car that is in the past tense.
Lina ::Facefault:: Baka! A ‘transmissioned’ is a word that doesn’t exist.
Kuno: Oh, oops.

> himself out of Zelda's living room.

Amelia: Why do they call them living rooms? Nobody lives in there.
Lina: Tell that to the creature under Zelda’s coach.
Amelia: Oh. ::Sweatdrop::

> "Oh, um, Goku? Do you think I could meet some of your friends?

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ....if you had any that is. Errr oh oops, did I say that out loud?

> Could you tell them about me and then tell me if they want to meet me?"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: Hey guys, wanna meet a girl who writes self-insertion fics?
Amelia:  ::Imitating Goku’s friends:: Okay!
Kuno: There, it’s settled.

> "Oh, sure! I can do that! I bet Gohan would like that. You're cute!"

Vegeta: Did Kakarotto breathe at all in that last sentence?

> She flushed,

Amelia:  ::Imitating the sound of a toilet flushing::

> bright red, because she was so pale.

Lina: If she was bright red, how did she manage to be pale too?

> "Do you think you could try to freeze time?

Lina:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Yeah sure, just put it in the freezer and.....oh wait, wrong freeze.

> Just grab my arm, then everything should be frozen except the two of us."

Everybody: Yay! They’re gonna make ice sculptures!

Note: Yeah, that joke was a bit obscure. Does anybody even get it?

> "OK, I'll have a go."

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: I’ll also have a yield, two stops, and a no parking. ::Drum roll::

> She grabbed Goku's arm, as he had told her. She did not point at anything this time. She focused on freezing time, wanting to have Goku's approval.

> Then, everything just stopped. The clocks stopped ticking.

Vegeta: Damn you Daylight Savings Time!

> The cat stopped strutting around their legs.

Amelia: It also stopped strutting around its legs.

> "Well, it looks like it worked," an astonished Goku said.

> "Yeah, I guess it did," Zelda said, amazed at herself for what she had just done. "I can't believe I just did that. I didn't think I had it in me."

Kuno:  ::Imitating a doctor:: Well, it is in you. Let us consult this X-Ray. ::Pulls out an imaginary X-Ray:: See? This is your pancreas and right next to it is your power to freeze time.

> "Well, here's what we'll do. After I ask them if they'd like to meet you, I'll telepathically contact you. That will signal you to freeze time. Then, I'll Instant Transmission with everone back here."

Vegeta:  ::Scowls:: Kakarotto is such an ahou. It would be so much easier if he just ‘Instant Transmission’ed Zelda to *us.* ::Growls:: And who the hell is the FUNimation genius who came up with that ‘Instant Transmission’ thing anyway?
Lina: Hey Vegeta, spare us the rant will ya?
Vegeta: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: Sure sir, right away sir, do you want me to wax your car sir? ::Rolls eyes::
Amelia: It’s that time again minna-san! ^_^::The four MSTers leave the screening room::

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Vegeta:  ::Writing frantically on a piece of paper::
Kuno:  ::Walks in and blinks:: What the heck are you doing Vegeta?
Vegeta:  ::Looks up at Kuno:: I’m writing an essay on why Zelda can never be a Dragonball Z character.
Kuno: Oh, okay. Ummmm....care to share it with us?
Vegeta: Sure. ::Stands up and starts reading off the paper:: Zelda can not be a Dragonball Z character because:  1) She’s a character from Link, 2) No character is allowed to be more powerful than *I* am-
Kuno: Uhhh Vegeta...isn’t Goku more powerful than you are?
Vegeta:  ::Scowls:: SHUT UP! ::Continues reading:: 3) Toriyama-sama will not allow characters in who misspell Dragonball Z, 4) FUNimation is stupid-
Kuno:  ::Sweatdrop:: That’s true, but why is that in there?
Vegeta: I felt like putting it in. ::Continues reading:: and finally, 5) Majin Buu’s spit can petrify people.
Kuno:  ::Falls over:: Why did you put number five in?
Vegeta: Do I need a reason? I’m the mighty Prince of all Saiyajins, I can do whatever *I* want!
Kuno:  ::Gets up and sweatdrops again:: Uhhhh okay.
::Flashing red lights go off::
Kuno: Anyway, fanfic sign!::The four MSTers enter the screening room once more::

~~~~~~~~~~~~

> "OK, sounds like a deal," she replied, ecstatic.

Amelia: She doesn’t seem too ecstatic to me.

> She was going to meet the Z team!!!!

Kuno: ...and they were going to play the Y Team today in the Alphabet Cup!

> She had dreamed about this for ages.

> "One thing, Zelda..."

Lina:  ::Imitating Anne Robinson:: ....you are the weakest link, buh-bye!

> "Yeah?" she asked. Nothing could ruin her good mood.

Vegeta: Hmmm....what about the beginning of World War 3?

> "Could you....well...unfreeze time?"

> "Oh, of course! How silly of me! I'm just so happy I'm going to meet all of you."

> "Well, I'll go ask them now. Don't fall asleep!

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: ...or Freddy Cougar will get you!

> That makes it harder for me to sense you."

> "Well, I'll see you in a little bit."

> Zelda was lying on the couch watching old DBZ

Vegeta: At least she knows how to spell the abbreviation for Dragonball Z.

> episodes. She would have fallen asleep in the in the next five minutes had she not been jolted

Amelia: Isn’t Jolt a soda with tons of caffeine in it?Lina: Yeah.
Amelia: Just checking.

> out of her thoughts by a familiar voice: 

Kuno: ...it was the voice of Carrot Top, and he was doing his dreaded 1-800-Collect commercials. ::Dramatic music plays::

> "Zelda! Are you there? Dang!

Vegeta:  ::Laughs hysterically:: I can’t picture Kakarotto saying the word ‘dang.’ It’s just, so out of character.
Lina: Yeah, it’s like you being nice for once Vegeta.
Vegeta: NOBODY ASKED YOU ANOREXIC!
Lina: Whatever Vegetable.
Amelia: Lina-san, Veg-
Vegeta and Lina: SHUT UP AMELIA!
Amelia:  ::Pouts::

> I wasn't totally sure this would work anyways. Gohan, Goten! Looks like you aren't going to meet
Zelda, after all!!"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Gohan:: Awwww too bad. Can we go back to watching old Speed Racer episodes now dad?
Vegeta:  ::Imitating Goku:: Uhhhh, did you say you have ice cream?
Kuno:  ::Sweatdrop::
Lina:  ::Imitating Goten:: Yay! We don’t got to meet the self-insertion character! Yippy!

> Zelda knew what she had to do.

Amelia: ....she had to punish somebody in the name of the Moon.
Lina: ....she had to tag a green haired alien so the world won’t be destroyed.
Vegeta: ....she had to free the Digital World.
Kuno: ...she had to capture all of the Clow Cards because she released them by accident.

> She somehow hung onto the thoughts, and froze time. "Goku! Stop! I'm here! You guys can come over now."

> "OK! You two!

Kuno: Hmmm, isn’t that a band? ::Drum roll::
Lina: Kuno you baka! That joke is *so* last MST!
Kuno: Errr well, U2 still is a band though...
Lina: Oh shut up you idiot.
Kuno:  ::Sighs::

> Grab my arms." He put his finger up to his forehead.

Vegeta: Well, that’s obscene.
Amelia: I don’t think the author meant the middle finger, Vegeta-san.
Vegeta: I don’t care, it’s still obscene.
Lina:  ::Rolls eyes:: Vegeta, you curse all the time, so I wouldn’t talk.
Vegeta: #^%^&@%%#%
Kuno: That was different too.
Lina:  ::Punches Kuno:: Stop repeating jokes from the last MST!
Kuno:  ::Grumbles:: *Fine!*

> Moments later,

Amelia: That sounds like a comic book to me. ^_^

> the three Son family men

Vegeta: Of course, Kakarotto’s brats were still boys.

> were sitting in Zelda's living room. Goku was familiar with it, at least. "Hey, Zelda! I belive

Lina: Belive? What’s a belive?
Kuno: It looks like two words merged together there. I think it was meant to say ‘be live’
Lina:  ::Sweatdrop:: But that doesn’t make any sense.
Kuno: Does this fic make any sense so far?
Lina: Good point.

> you already know of my sons-"

> "Gohan and Goten. I'm honored," she said sarcastically. She pantomimed a fake curtsy in the direction of the two half-Saiyan.

Amelia:  ::Blinks:: Where’s the ‘s’? ::Blinks again:: That means there’s only one demi-Saiyajin. Did Gohan-san and Goten-san perform the fusion dance in that down time or something?

> Gohan was blushing.

Vegeta:  ::Rolls eyes:: Of course he was, he fell desperately in love with Zelda. They soon got married and had many children, and they lived in a small house with a white picket fence outside. They all lived happily ever after, the end. ::Grumbles:: Stupid self-insertion romance fics.

> She soon had the wind knocked out of her because Goten had run over to Zelda and hugged her, around
the middle, because he was so much shorter than her.

Kuno: Ahhhh, look at all the tense changes in that last sentence.

> "Hey, Zel,-"

Amelia: ...but Zelgadis-san isn’t in this fic.

> "Zelda please," she corrected.

> "Sorry. Zelda. Can you do the pie trick again?"

> "Sure, little dude." She knelt down so she was at eye level with Goten. "What kind would you like?"

Lina:  ::Imitating Goten:: Poisoned pie please, I need to get out of this fic soon.

> "Wow, you're really gonna do the trick for me?!"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Goten:: Good Zelda! Now sit! Roll over! Play dead!

> "Of course! You're Goku's son! You have to be a good person!

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: It’s like, a law.

> How 'bout you, Gohan? Would you like something? I can do more than just pies, you know."

Lina:  ::Imitating an annoying younger sibling:: Ooooooooo, Gohan’s got a girlfriend, Gohan’s got a girlfriend.

> He blushed as much as Zelda had earlier. "No thanks, I'd hate to impose..." he trailed off.

Vegeta: ....on the Oregon Trail. Kakarotto’s brat ended up having a snake bite. That should teach him never to play that old computer game ever again!

> "Oh, well. It's your decision. What kind of pie do you want, Goten?"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Goten:: Sex pie please!!!!
Amelia:  ::Gasps:: Vegeta-san!
Vegeta:  ::Back to normal:: Oh shut up brat.
Amelia:  ::Pouts::
Lina:  ::Blinks:: You realize that joke made *no* sense at all, right Vegetable?
Vegeta: Do I care anorexic?
Lina: No. ::Punches Vegeta on the head:: For the last time, don’t call me that!
Vegeta: #^%@&^%&^#%
Amelia: Lina-san, Vegeta-san!
Vegeta and Lina: SHUT UP AMELIA!
Amelia:  ::Pouts::

> "Ooh! I want cherry! No, blueberry! No, apple! No-"

> "How about I just get you some coffee cake?"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goten:: No, I want a pie! I don’t want a stupid cake!! Cakes are stupid, pies rule!

> Seeing the look on his father's face, she said, "Don't worry, Goku. No caffiene in it."

Lina:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Yeah caffiene, it’s this new chemical I invented. It’s almost like caffeine except it’s one hundred times more potent! Cool, huh?

> She zapped one in,

Vegeta: Zapped one what, and why did she zap it in?

> it was steaming, just the way Goten liked it. "Would you like some milk?"

Kuno: We now witness the alternative to the whole ‘Got Milk?’ thing.

> "Oh, I'd hate to impose......" he said, jokingly, imitating his brother.

> Gohan shot him

Vegeta: Where the hell did Gohan get a gun from?

> a dirty look.

Amelia: .....which needed to take a bath.

> If Zelda and Goku hadn't been looking, he would've done something else as well.

Lina: Ewwww, incest is bad.

> "Don't worry, I need to practice, anyway."

> "Oh. Okay then."

> "Share that with your dad and brother

Kuno: Wouldn’t that be pointless? They all eat about a ton of food a day.

> before you eat it all, please.."

> He had already eaten through more than half of the dessert. They all laughed.

Vegeta: Why the hell does everybody laugh in this fic when nothing at all is funny?

> Goten said with a smile, "Oh, I like this girl!!"

Lina:  ::Coughs:: *Mary-Sue* ::Coughs::
Amelia: Lina-san, are you sick?
Lina: Ummm, no I’m not Amelia. ^_^
Amelia: All right! ^_^

> She zapped in some milk in three large glasses because she thought the other two would like some as well. "Thanks, Zelda," they all said with their mouths full, in unison.

> "Well, I just thought they should meet you. I'll talk to you later, Zelda."

> "No, I don't wanna go!!!!!" an angered Goten said, his Ki rising.

> "Yeah, I want to stay too," said Gohan edging away from his father so he couldn't grab him and leave.

Kuno: Goku would never do that, it’s horribly out of character for him.

> "It's okay, guys. You can come and visit anytime."

> "OK, then, let's go, kids." The three men then departed.

> Zelda was in her room, writing in her journal about what had happened just a day before.

Amelia: I’m glad nothing important happened in that twenty four hour span we just missed.

> She was brought back to reality when she had a strong sensation, but she could not figure out what it meant.

Vegeta: Well, that particular sensation usually signifies you need to eat.

> Suddenly, it hit her.

Kuno:  ::Makes a slapping sound::

> It was a Ki signature!! Maybe some of Goku had rubbed off on her.

Lina: That sounds so.....wrong.

> She was surprised she could feel it.

Lina: Nevermind, that sounds even worse.

> She didn't know how, but somehow she could sense that it was an evil Ki. Just then, she heard Goku's voice in her head once again.

Amelia: I didn’t think Zelda was serious when she said she was also known as “Should be Institutionalized.” ::Sweatdrops::

> "Zelda! There is an e-"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Kami! Not an....’e!’ We need to get it back to Wheel of Fortune before Pat Sajak goes insane!

> "Evil Ki. I know, Goku."

> Then, her brother came by her room and said, "Ooookay then, Zelda thinks she can talk to Goku."

> "Quiet, you,

Lina:  ::Gasp:: Not a you! ::Gasps again:: What a horrible name!

> this is important!"

> He said, whatever you say,

Kuno: I’m confused, who said what?

> and made the universal "crazy" sign by twirling his finger around his temple.

> She had forgotten to freeze time for fear of the new power. She quickly took care of it. Her brother looked rather comical, frozen in place with his finger and thumb in an "L" sign on his forehead.

Amelia:  ::Imitating a priest:: It’s a sign from our Lord and Savior! Praise the Lord! Hallelujah!

> "Goku, can you come over now? And bring someone who might know where to find this, this, thing?"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Goku:: Thing? You mean Freezer? He’s in Hell right now, being dead and stuff.

> "I think I have an idea,

Vegeta: Kakarotto has an idea? It’s a miracle.

> but sure, I'll bring, uhh, Krillin and Gohan."

> Suddenly, Zelda found herself in her room no longer alone but accompanied by three of the universe's
strongest men, Krillin, Goku, and his son, Gohan.

> "Wassup, guys?

Everybody:  ::Mocking the Budweiser commercial:: Wassssssssssssssssssssssssssup?

> Goku, do you think you could give Krillin and Gohan an explanation?

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: Okay, Gohan, Krillin, we’re stuck in a long self-insertion fic.

> I'd probably just make them more confused than they already are."

> "Ok, guys, here's the scoop." He then explained what you, reader

Vegeta: I’m not reading because I want to, it’s Majin’s stupid torture.
Amelia: And this time....it really is torture ne? *I* don’t even like this fic.
Vegeta: Wow, the brat can be derogatory. Did hell just freeze over....again?
Amelia: VEGETA-SAN, STOP MOCKING ME! IT IS UNJUST TO MOCK A PRINCESS!
Vegeta: I’m really scared. ::Rolls eyes::
Amelia:  ::Sighs:: You’re so mean.
Lina: Amelia, let idiot boy just wattle in his own stupidity, all right?
Amelia: Okay Lina-san. ^_^
Vegeta: *Idiot boy?* *Wattle in his own stupidity?* ::Scowls:: SHUT THE HELL UP ANOREXIC!
Lina: Whatever idiot boy.
Vegeta: @%^$^#^&%@&^%#^&%@&^%#^&%

> already know.

> "Wow, you mean there's another bad guy? I've had about enough of fighting these guys who think they can overtake Earth." Krillin looked like he was kidding, but they couldn't be sure.

> "Well, Vegeta will sure be happy.

Vegeta: No, I’m terribly unhappy. ::Scowls::

> Someone new to test his 'unbeatable powers,'" Gohan said, making air quotes with his fingers.

Lina: Cute kid, I like him. ::Grins::
Vegeta:  ::Rolls eyes:: Baka Kakarotto’s brat, what the hell does he know?

> "Yeah, I bet he will. Goku, you said you had an idea of what is going on?"

> "Uhhh, well, I think when I was transported here, it kind of opened up a portal, that anyone could go through if they wanted to."

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: What do they call those things? Oh yeah, plot holes!

> "You mean Earth could be destroyed and it would all be my fault?!? I can't let this happen!" she said, incredously. "Well, I want to go around the town and search for the thing. It should be easy, time is frozen."

> So, they all left, Gohan carrying Zelda, as Goku's and Krillin's eyesight was better than either of the two eleven year-olds' were.

Amelia: What does that have to do with Gohan carrying Zelda? The last time I checked, you didn’t need to have good eyesight to carry someone.

> "Man, this is weird. And if I tell anyone about meeting you guys, they'll just think I'm crazier than I already am. Do you know what that feels like?"

Vegeta: Sure, we can ask Majin.
::The voice of MV booms out of nowhere::
Voice of MV: Ask Majin what?
Vegeta:  ::Facefaults:: Aren’t you reading this stupid fic too?
Voice of MV: Umm no, that would defeat the whole purpose of torturing you guys.
Vegeta:  ::Scowls:: BAKA!
Voice of MV: Okay dokey, by the way Vegeta-sama, remember not to hurt Lina and Amelia....or else you will be subjected to....evil Sasami lemons! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Vegeta: Uhhh...okay. ::Sweatdrops:: Baka.

> "What, you mean not fitting in? Trust me, I know how it feels. I'm the third youngest out of all of us, and the most powerful.

Kuno: Oh look, Gohan has become conceited and OOC.

> Anyone not in our little group just treats me like some sort of outcast. I mean, look at me!

Everybody:  ::Stare at the screen::

> Do I look like an eleven year-old to you?"

Amelia:  ::Nods:: Exactly like an eleven year old.

> Goku and Krillin were farther ahead now, so they did not hear the conversation.

> Zelda had to admit that, no, he didn't.

Lina:  ::Imitating Bill Clinton:: ....have sex with that woman. ::Back to normal:: Oh wait, wrong person. Oops.
::The voice of MV booms yet again::
Voice of MV: Hmmmm? Was that a yuri like comment I heard from my favorite bishojo? Hmmm, was it was it was it?
Lina:  ::Facefaults:: *MAJIN*, ::Bears her fangs:: IF I KNEW WHERE YOU WERE, I’D BE DRAGU SLAVING YOU TO OBLIVION! AND NO, THAT WAS *NOT* A YURI TYPE COMMENT YOU BAKA!
Voice of MV: Oh Lina-chan, you’re so *kawaii* when you’re angry! ::Cackles::
Lina:  ::Blushes and facefaults:: Just go away ahou.
Voice of MV: Very well! Toddles!

> Look at the muscles for crying out loud!!!

Kuno:  ::Mock gasps:: Wow, Gohan is out of proportion compared to other kids his age!

> Gohan was the reason her girlfriends

Vegeta: Well, that’s a bit different. Who would have thought an eleven year old would be that in touch with her sexuality?

> even watched DBZ. She had had a little crush on Gohan since she got interested in the show. And now, meeting him, wow! What had she done to deserve this!?

Lina: That’s what we would like to know as well. We didn’t do anything to deserve a fic this bad.
Amelia: You know guys, it’s break time!

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kuno:  ::Dressed up as Goku:: My name is Goku, I’m based off of “The Legend of the Monkey King,” and I’m one of the three wise Son men!
Vegeta:  ::Dressed up as Gohan:: My name is Kakarotto’s brat and I’m eleven years old. I have a brother now even though in the series I didn’t have a brother until I was teenager!
Amelia:  ::Dressed up as Goten, sweatdrops:: My name is Goten, and my best friend is Trunks! Trunks is the bomb diggity!
::Vegeta, Kuno, and Amelia start singing in unison::
Vegeta, Kuno, Amelia:  ::Singing to the tune of the Christmas song ‘We Three Kings’:: We three Sons are Saiyajins. We three Sons are powerful. Eating, sleeping, saving the world, that’s about all we do. We three Sons are Saiyajins. We three Sons are mighty. We beat Freezer, and we beat Cell, and we even beat Buu. We three Sons lasted many episodes. We three Sons are very strong. We defeated Brolli, Koola, and even Garlic Jr too.
Lina:  ::Walks in and sweatdrops:: Uhhh okay guys....I’m a little scared now.
::Flashing red lights go off::
Lina: Anyway, we got fanfic sign so you can’t explain, thank Kami!
::The four MSTers enter the screening room once again, without the costumes on of course::

~~~~~~~~~~~~

> Gohan asked her how she had met his father.

Kuno: Then where is the quote that says “How did you met my father?” hmmmm?

> "I was at the computer,

Lina:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ....I was in the ‘Dragonball Z Characters’ chat room and I saw this guy with the screen name ‘MyNameisGoku22’ and I figured out that he was your dad.

> you may have seen it yesterday, and I was working on your father's biography.

Vegeta: Leave all the biographies to the A&E show, geez.

Note: That joke was based on one I saw on MST 3K, but it isn’t exactly the same. ::Sweatdrop::

> I highlighted all of it, and wrote in place of it, "Visit me." Then, he just kind of emerged from the computer. So, here we are now, searching for a villian,

Amelia: Kuno-san, what’s a ‘villian?’
Kuno: You know, it’s one of those things that make music.
Amelia:  ::Sweatdrops:: That’s a violin Kuno-san.
Kuno: Oh yeah that’s right. Hmmm, I think it’s a color Amelia.
Amelia:  ::Sweatdrops again:: That’s violet.
Kuno: Right! Oh yeah, I remember now! It’s what Dragonball Z has tons of!
Amelia:  ::Sweatdrops yet again:: That’s violence Kuno-san.
Kuno: Oh yeah, maybe it’s-
Lina: For the love of Kami, it’s supposed to be villain you baka!
Kuno: Oh yeah!
Amelia: Thanks Lina-san.

> and it's all my fault, just 'cause I wanted to make my petty dream come true."

> Gohan comforted her as best he could

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Gohan:: You’re right, it is all your fault. Oh wait I mean....no it isn’t. Oops

> without dropping her onto the streets, littered with cars frozen in time.

Kuno: They really should pick up those cars and recycle them.

> "Don't worry, Zelda. We'll find a way to beat this new monster. We always find a w-"

Lina:  ::Imitating Gohan:: Yep, without a ‘w’ we would be doomed by now. I mean, how do you think George W. Bush survives? It isn’t cause he’s a genius, it’s cause of the ‘w’ in his name.

> Then their conversation was interrupted by Goku and Krillin's voices in unison, "There!!!! It's right there!"

> Zelda looked at it, and exclaimed, "Oh my Lord!

Amelia:  ::Imitating Kami:: Why can’t you people just stop calling me? I’m a busy guardian of Earth you know. Geez!

> It looks exactly like a Saiyan!!!" They soon realized she was right. How could anyone mistake the spiked black hair, colorless black eyes,

Vegeta: Sounds like this Saiyajin got beat up a lot, with black eyes and all.

> huge muscles? It had to be a Saiyan. He had aleady wounded, and killed, a good number of citizens.

Lina: Here I thought Vegeta-sei was destroyed and there were only a few surviving Saiyajins. I guess not.

> "Zelda, I need you to unfreeze time so I can confront him," Goku said.

> "What! Unfreeze time?!? Have you gone nuts?

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: Nuts? I’d kill for some roasted nuts right now Zelda! Where are they?

> He could attack us any second!!" A frightened Krillin asked, yelled.

> "Yeah, I have to agree with Krillin on this one, Dad."

> "Actually, I think Goku's right. If he confronts him, we may be able to find out something important. Besides, if things get nasty, I can always

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ...use my omnipotent powers to rule the world. MWAHAHAHA! Errr wait, I mean save you guys heh heh.

> freeze time again, you know, and get him out of there. Then, we can figure out a plan from from there,"

Lina:  ::Imitating Zelda:: I’m *so* excited I said from twice, ::Overly giddy giggle:: tehehehe!
Everybody but Lina:  ::Sweatdrop::

> Zelda said, surprised at how much sense she had just made.

Kuno:  ::Sarcastically:: Figuring out a plan from from there makes a lot of sense to me too.

> "Okay, you guys got that? I'll just go down there, you guys hang back, alright? I'll signal you if I need your help."

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Goku:: Which I won’t of course, because you’re a bunch of losers.

> Goku then landed next to the mystery Saiyan, gracefully, as he always did. He called up, "Zelda, I'm waiting?"

Amelia: How is that a question?
Lina: It’s sorta like when Gourry says something he isn’t sure of Amelia.
Amelia: Oh, I get it now.

> "Oh, I'm sorry," she said and quickly unfroze time, leaving her brother thinking, <<Wasn't Zelda just here?>>

Kuno: Of course, that has absolutely nothing to do with this story. Ah, I love pointless closure.

> The Saiyan advanced on Goku. He was surprised, (When did this guy get here?) so he did not sense his powerful Ki.

Vegeta: Of course not, he didn’t have the ability to do that. ::Rolls eyes:: Remember a thing called scouters?

> "Hey, new guy! What do you think you're doing here, destroying this town and it's people?!"

Lina:  ::Imitating the Saiyajin:: Well, I’m like destroying this town and it’s people, duuuuuh.

> Goku had already gotten into his fighting stance.

> "Who do you think you are, addressing the universe's strongest fighter?"

Vegeta: Why the hell am *I* fighting Kakarotto again?
Kuno: I don’t think that’s you Vegeta...
Vegeta: Oh, I know that of course, but *I* am the universe’s strongest fighter.
Lina:  ::Rolls eyes:: Must be a small universe.
Vegeta: Why do you talk woman?
Lina: Oh shove it!

> He shot an alarmingly quick Ki blast at our friend Goku.

Vegeta: He isn’t *my* friend, I hate Kakarotto.

> He blocked it with that famous finger of his.

Amelia:  ::Facefaults:: Again with the obscenity thing, you were right Vegeta-san.

> "Is that your best? Tell me what you are doing here! I could crush you!" (Though he wasn't exactly sure he could).

Kuno:  ::Blinks:: When did Goku take on the personality of Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yeah, when did Kakarotto take on my personality?

> As all vilians

Lina: Vilians are those reject villains who can’t spell.

> do, he happily explained, because, well,

Everybody: Ahhhh! How many commas can you put in *one* sentence?

> Goku would be gone in a few minutes anyways.

Kuno: ....he was going on his lunch break.

> "I am a Saiyan-"

Vegeta: What the hell is a Saiyan-? I don’t understand, is that some sort of new FUNimation coined term for Saiyajin? Saiyan-, ::Chuckles:: how stupid.

> "I figured that," Goku interjected.

Amelia: Why is Goku-san playing Magic:  The Gathering?

> "I am a Saiyan," he continued, annoyed. Who was this guy? "From the recently ressurected Planet Kali."

> "Don't you mean 'Planet Vegeta?'"

Vegeta: That’s Vegeta-sei, you baka Kakarotto. ::Scowls::

> "No, my father is now King, and he and I share a name."

Lina: Why can’t aliens think of original names?
Vegeta: Oh shut up.
Kuno:  ::Blinks:: But Lina, there are lots of aliens with original names. Lum, Piccolo, Kagato, maybe even Ryoga.....
Lina: Geez Kuno, it was just a joke. And, Ryoga isn’t an alien ahou!
Kuno: Oh, heh heh. ::Blinks:: Oops, I forgot that...I always thought he was...he’s really different...and stuff.
Lina:  ::Rolls her eyes:: Oh shut up, you know you’ve been hanging around anime RPGs that twist around characters. Besides, like you should talk about being ‘really different’, baka.
Kuno: Aheh heh, well I can’t help it, can I?
Lina: Didn’t I say shut up? ::Punches Kuno::Kuno: Ouch. @_@

Note: Ah yes, I’m talking about the twists that Mia Skywalker puts on Ryoga all the time, of course. You would have to be on the same RPGs we’re on to really understand that Ryoga part of the joke. Ja! ^_^ ::Cackles:: Hehe, inside comedy is fun. Y’know...he really could be a Saiyajin too....errr I’ll shut up now.

> "Well, won't Vegeta be happy to hear that."

Vegeta: No, not really.

> "What do you mean, 'Vegeta?'

Amelia:  ::Imitating King Kold in his dubbed FUNimation voice:: What’s a ‘Vegeta?’

Note: I couldn’t resist that joke, it’s just *too* funny to hear King Kold coin the phrase:  “What’s a Goku” in that funny British voice FUNi gave him. ^_^ ::Curses:: Kami, I hate them.

> And how did you know that's what our planet used to be called?"

> "Simple. It's where I was born, and he's one of my friends...well...allies."

Vegeta: Friends? Friends? Friends? ::Growls annoyed:: KAKAROTTO, I WILL DESTROY YOU FOR CALLING ME YOUR FRIEND! HOW DARE YOU!
Amelia: Vegeta-san, ::Sweatdrops:: calm down! Just remember it’s just a fic!
Vegeta: All right, fine.

> "What? You're a Saiyan? Vegeta's here?"

> "Yeah. Why?"

> "There is a huge reward for finding him unharmed on our planet!!!"

Kuno: If there is a huge reward for finding Vegeta unharmed on their planet, what good would it be finding Vegeta on Earth?

> <<Oh, if I could get this guy to tell me where he is...>>

> Of course, Goku could read the more excited thoughts.

Lina: So can we. ::Looks up at the Saiyajin’s thoughts:: Those symbols don’t really hide the thoughts to well, after all.

> So, he knew at least that he wanted to capture Vegeta.

Vegeta:  ::Sarcastically:: Oh yay, that makes me sound like I’m some animal or something.

> "If you think I'm going to tell you where he is, you're dead

Amelia:  ::Hums funeral music:: Here lies a Saiyajin, we didn’t know him too well.

> wrong. I'm not going to give up one of my friends

Vegeta:  ::Scowls:: I’M NOT YOUR FRIEND YOU MORONIC THIRD CLASS SAIYAJIN, SO SHUT THE HELL UP!
Kuno: Just try to stay calm, will ya Vegeta? Like Amelia said before, it’s just a fic.Vegeta:  ::Crosses arms:: *Fine.*

> just so you can get a stupid reward."

Lina: Stupid is not proper anymore. Instead, you use uneducated.

> Zelda greatly admired him for this, because we all know how nice Vegeta is to Goku.

Vegeta:  ::Glares at the screen:: I hate this author.

> "Well, I'll just have to beat it out of you, then."

> Zelda knew what to do. She focused her mind, and of course, time soon froze. "Goku, you want to come up here for a second?" He said sure.

Kuno: Why does this sound like it’s written like a children’s book?
Amelia: Because it is Kuno-san.
Kuno: Oh.

> "Do you have any idea what we are going to do?"

> "If I just go down there, maybe I can convince him to just peacefully tell us what he's doing here."

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Goku:: Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing. I gave Cell a Sinzu Bean and ended up killing myself, so it can’t be that bad of an idea, right?
Lina: The contempt is endless.

> "Goku, do you really think that's going to work? He is a Saiyan! Do you expect him to just give up? You've seen Vegeta!!" Krillin said.

> "Well, he doesn't want to give up, that's for sure," Gohan concurred.

> "Just go down to him. If he doesn't tell you, just unleash your Ki. He should be sufficiently scared,"

Kuno: Yeah, that worked about zero times against the three main villains in DBZ.

> Zelda said. No, lied. She knew it wasn't true, and so did everyone else there.

> "Well, I'll try anything once. Gohan, Zelda, Krillin, you wanna come down too? You can never have too many reinforcements."

Amelia: Just wondering, if time is frozen why don’t they just beat up the Saiyajin now?
Lina: That would be too easy, of course.
Amelia: Oh.

> "Sure," Zelda said, scared.

> "All right," Gohan replied.

> "Whatever. To help you Goku," said Krillin. Krillin &

Kuno: Ooooo, it’s an ampersand. Pretty ampersand.
Everybody but Kuno:  ::Sweatdrop::

> Goku landed sooner because Gohan had to carry Zelda himself. She unfroze time, and Kali's reaction was: 

> "What are they doing here?! How did they get here? What's going on here?!"

Lina:  ::Laughs:: This guy likes using the word ‘here’ a lot.

> He was, of course, surprised, because hadn't he been alone with this arrogant man

Amelia: Goku-san arrogant? That’s about as OOC as Vegeta being nice to us.
Vegeta:  ::Rolls eyes:: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BRAT!
Amelia: See what I mean? ::Pouts::

> just nanoseconds earlier? "What are you?

Kuno: Shouldn’t that be ‘who are you?’

> You can't all be Saiyans. You three are too young to be Saiyans!"

Lina: There’s an age limit to be a Saiyajin?
Vegeta:  ::Sarcastically:: Yeah, you got to be more than one second old to be a Saiyajin.

> "Well, maybe they are, and maybe they aren't,"

Amelia:  ::Imitating Xelloss:: But I’m not telling! Want to know why? Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
Lina:  ::Facefault:: You got the impression down to the smile, you’re good Amelia.
Amelia:  ::Backs to normal:: Thanks Lina-san! ^_^

> Goku said, with new confidence, because he now had his friends with him. Four-on-one

Kuno: Oi, that’s a lot of weight on one person.
Amelia: Nani?
Kuno: Nevermind.

> wasn't exactly fair, he knew, but was Kali likely to play fair? "I want you to tell us what you are doing here. Why are you destroying people and towns that have no way to defend themselves?"

Lina:  ::Imitating Kali:: Cause I’m evil and stuff, it’s part of my job.

> "Well, I wasn't expecting to land on Earth, of all places. It was supposed to be destroyed. Three times!
Those Saiyans were weaklings,

Vegeta:  ::Powers up to Super Saiyajin:: Say that to my face punk.

> of course. It must have run in their families. They were brothers. One was, I think, Kalarot,

Vegeta:  ::Laughs:: What an idiot, even Kakarotto himself wouldn’t stumble upon his Saiyajin name.

> or something, and the other was, ooh, Ladish.

Amelia:  ::Imitating Goku:: I’d kill for a radish right now! Oh wait, you said Ladish not radish, oops.

> One, I believe you know, was Vegeta. I'm not perfectly sure of the other's names, but they were nothing against someone of my class.

Kuno:  ::Imitating Kali:: I’m a tenth-class warrior, that’s good right?

> They were third-class warriors, born with low power levels,"

Vegeta: Kakarotto and his baka brother are third-class warriors, ahou.

> he concluded, and could see Goku was angry. "What, did you know one of them? Angry two of them were killed by a low-class Namek?"

> Goku's Ki was steadily rising. "That 'low-class Namek' is one of my friends. And I am Kakarot.

Lina:  ::Imitating Goku:: Long time no see Kali! What’s going on dude?

> Surprised to see me? Now, why did you come anywhere, if not aiming for Earth? Just for the sake of destruction, or is there a higher purpose?"

> "I was sent to this pitiful planet's moon.

Amelia:  ::Blinks:: I thought in the Dragonball Z universe that there wasn’t a moon anymore, since Piccolo-san blew it up.
Vegeta: Yep, there isn’t a moon anymore.

> Apparently, there is a new life form, and I am here to take over that race. You can never have too
many reinforcements," he said, echoing Goku's words just minutes before.

> "Well, you better get out of here, quick,"

Lina:  ::Imitating Krillin:: ...cause I’m gonna layeth the smacketh downth on their candy asses.

> said Krillin. "Goku's gonna mess you up if you don't leave, really soon."

> "Kali, do we have to fight? We can settle this-"

> "Yeah, peacefully, I know. That's what everyone says, and, no, we can't settle this peacefully. I'm not giving up a planet and it's moon

Kuno:  ::Imitating Kali:: Errr, make that just the planet, I forgot about the moon being gone.

> without a good fight."

> "Okay, whatever you say." He then whispered to Zelda, "I need you to freeze time."

> "All right, Goku." Kali was suddenly frozen in a fighting stance. "Well, Goku, what do you suggest we do now?"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Goku:: How about we repent for being manslayers?
Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: How about we get sucked into an ancient Chinese universe by reading a book?
Amelia:  ::Imitating Goku:: How about we fight the Shogun of the Dark in an epic, movie-like battle?
Lina:  ::Imitating Goku:: How about we save a world called Cephiro by piloting Mashin?

> "Oooh, uhh, Zelda, do you think you could come along to our world? We need to let everyone know about this,

Kuno: Aren’t Goku, Gohan, and Krillin smart enough to realize they can all fight this guy at the *same time?*

> and if you are there, well, you could, umm, unfreeze time real quick, and grab everyone, and then freeze time again."

Amelia: Wait a sec, I just thought of something. If time is frozen, how in the world does Goku-san still talk and stuff?
Vegeta: Simple, the author wants him to.
Amelia: Ooooooh, but that doesn’t make any sense.
Vegeta:  ::Shrugs:: Listen brat, this fic makes less sense than one of Majin’s moronic fics, so what do you expect?
Amelia: Good point.

> "Of course, Goku, anything to help you and my world.

Lina:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Of course, I almost started a nuclear war between the United States and China by accident, but that doesn’t count right?

> Shall we go?" She tipped an imaginary top hat to Krillin.

Kuno:  ::Hums the theme to ‘Top Cat’::

> He then took her arm and plastered a huge, phony smile on his face.

> Zelda then did the same. She, like Krillin,

Amelia: ....was completely bald and had six spots on her head.

> could joke in a dangerous situation. She loved making people laugh. And that's just what they all did.

Vegeta: Laugh at something that wasn’t funny, that is.

> "Okay, everyone, grab onto my arm." He again put his two fingers to his forehead and they soon vanished.

Lina: They must be ghosts!

> "Zelda, you okay? I know you've never done anything like that before."

Lina: That too, sounds very very wrong.

> Zelda was clutching her chest for lack of breath. "Yeah, I'm fine.

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: That is if you consider almost dying *fine!*

> I guess you guys are used to that?"

> "Ha ha, yeah I guess we are. I mean, it's not too bad for us, but no offense, you can't manipulate your Ki," said Krillin, never wanting to offend anyone.

> "Well, who all are we going to get?

Amelia:  ::Blinks:: Who says ‘who all’ in an actual sentence?
Vegeta: Well, Zelda seems to like to like it.
Amelia: Guess so.

> If you already know, we should go.

Vegeta:  ::Facefaults:: Well, that was a complete waste of a sentence.

> I know there's Vegeta, he'll want to hear of a new Saiyan. And Trunks wants to prove himself to old
Vegeta

Kuno: Old Vegeta? ::Blinks and hums the song ‘Old McDonald’:: Old McVegeta had a farm-
Vegeta: Would you stop singing ahou?
Kuno:  ::Stops singing:: Errr, okay.

> there, so I'm guessing we're getting him too?"

> "Wow, Zelda, you do know a lot about us.

Lina:  ::Imitating Gohan:: *But,* do you know what size underwear I wear? Hmmmm?

> I'm impressed," Gohan said, his eyebrows raised in mild astonishment.

> She blushed again.

Amelia: Was she really red because she was so pale this time too?
Kuno: Ummmm, I don’t think so Amelia.
Amelia: Oh, okay Kuno-san. You know minna-san, it’s that time again.
::The four MSTers exit the screening room once again::

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Vegeta:  ::Dialing a number on a cell phone:: Hello, Toriyama-sama- ::At this very moment, Lina just happens to walk in::Lina:  ::Blinks:: Hey Vegeta, where did you get that phone from?
Vegeta:  ::Covers the receiver:: I found it under my seat cushion in the screening room, of course.
Lina: Oh, ::Sweatdrop:: Majin probably dropped it there before.
Vegeta: Probably, that baka. It’s mine now. ::Continues talking:: This is Vegeta, do you read fics? Yes, you do? Great, now go to Fanfiction.net and check out this Dragonball Z fic called ‘A Dream Come True’.
Lina:  ::Blinks:: Who are you talking to anyway?
Vegeta: Toriyama-sama. What, oh no...I was talking to someone else sir. Gomen. What’s that, you think that this is good enough to get people to buy Dragonball merchandise? Oh, if you insist. ::Hangs up the phone::
Lina: Uhhhh, okay.
Vegeta:  ::Shrugs:: Guess he doesn’t care. Whatever.
::Flashing red lights go off::
Lina: Fanfic sign!
::The four MSTers enter the screening room once again::

Note: I wanna give credit where it’s due. This was inspired from ‘Katt’s MSTing Chronicles’, where Kagato called the creator of Tenchi Muyo!, Masaki-sama. Anyway, just wanted to give credit to Warui Nekochan. Ja!

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> "Well, I guess Capsule Corp.

Amelia:  ::Blinks:: I don’t see how ‘Well, I guess Capsule Corp.’ is a sentence. How do you guess a Capsule Corp anyway?

> is our first stop. Gohan, take care of Zelda. Me and Krillin'll

Lina: Oh look, it’s another horrible misspelling of Krillin, as if the poor guy didn’t have enough spellings of his name.

> go on ahead and wait for you guys."

> "K, seeya!" They said together.

Vegeta:  ::Chuckles:: Humans and their colloquialisms, how humorous.

> "Okay, you ready to go? You're still catching your breath, aren't you? It's okay, we can take another couple of minutes to break." Gohan grabbed her hand after a few minutes

Kuno: Ahhhh, time flies when you’re trying to catch your breath.

> to help her up. He swung her up quickly, not knowing his strength, and almost flung her right into him. "Okay, Zelda, this time, let's go," both of them blushing more furiously

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Austin Powers:: Grrr baby, very grrr.

> than either of them had before. Okay, she replied. They flew more quickly than when they had met Kali because they wanted to catch up with their two friends

Lina: Ummm Gohan, Goku is your dad, not your friend. Just setting the record straight and stuff.

> who would undoubtely be waiting for them at Capsule Corp.

> "I'm sorry I'm going so fast," seeing that she was more than a bit nervous, as they were passing over a lake.

Amelia: It was Lake Placid, and Gohan was going to drop Zelda in.

> "It's okay. It's like being on a roller coaster,

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ...a flying roller coaster that goes over lakes with huge crocodiles in it, that is.

> only I don't have a ton of corndogs and snowcones sitting in my stomach. So, I guess it's better than being on a coaster.

Vegeta: Why would you want to sit on a coaster? They’re supposed to be for cups and glasses *only.*

> It is kind of fun flying when you're used to it, even if you're not the actual one flying."

Everybody: Nani? What does that mean exactly?

> "Well, you want to see what it's like to actually fly?"

> "Would I!!!!"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Gohan:: All right. ::Mocks letting go of Zelda:: Now you’re flying Zelda!

> "Here, hang on." They had to pause to get in the correct position.

Lina: That also sounds *extremely* wrong.

> "Grab onto my hand and don't let go."

> She said okay.

Kuno:  ::Singing:: I fell in love with the girl over the lake. She said okay and I told her that I won’t let go. She’s so cool, cause she can freeze time in our parent’s bedroom. Everything’s self-inserted when she’s around. I can’t wait til this fic ends, cause I fell in love with the girl over the lake.
Amelia:  ::Blinks:: Wow, that was a good parody of the song.
Kuno: Thanks.

Note: If you didn’t know, it’s a mini-parody of the chorus of Blink-182’s song ‘The Rock Show’, ja! ^_^

> She wasn't going to let go for anything.

Vegeta: Not even for a million dollars?
Lina: Not even for a complete library of anime for free?
Amelia: Not even for the ownership of Dragonball Z?
Kuno: Not even for a magic lamp with a genie that grants infinite wishes inside of it?

> She was deathly afraid of heights.

Kuno: Then why is she still living?

> They started to fly.

Amelia:  ::Singing:: I just want to fly. I just want to fly. All around the world statues crumble for me-
Vegeta: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BRAT!
Amelia:  ::Pouts::

> Gohan let Zelda stretch out, both of their arms spread-eagled.

> "So this is why you guys fly!

Lina:  ::Imitating Gohan:: Ummm no, we fly because we have to.

> This is awesome!" It was the most exhilerating thing she had ever experienced. The wind blowing through her

Kuno: How did the wind manage to blow through her? Hmmm? She should try eating more if she’s *that* skinny.

> hair, being able to fly and not be in a cushioned seat with people badgering you about pillows and peanuts

Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: Oh no, I can’t get pillows or peanuts. I think I’m going to go on a mass killing spree now.

> and whatnot, and, most of all, being with the Z team. "Thank you, but I think I see Krillin and your dad."

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Damn them! We were just getting our groove on too!

> "Oh! You're right! I'm going to speed up, so I'm sorry, you're gonna have to stop 'flying.'"

> "No problem," she replied. "Lets go catch up with them." She didn't care.

Everybody: Neither do we.

> Maybe she couldn't hold his hand, but being with him was enough.

> "Okay. Hang on tight!" Soon, they caught up with the two of them. They did that so quickly because Goku had sensed their Ki's

Amelia:  ::Blinks:: Ki’s? What are the Ki’s possessing? Or did the author mean to say ‘Ki is?’
Lina: I think it’s just supposed to be ‘Kis’ Amelia.
Amelia: Oh, okay. ::Blinks:: But can you pluralize a Japanese concept like that?
Lina: Probably not.
Amelia: Oh, okay. ::Shrugs:: So, let’s just pretend it said ‘Chis’ instead Lina-san.
Lina: Uhhhh, okay.

> and told Krillin to slow down.

> "Hey, you two! You aren't getting too cozy, are you?" Goku said, laughing.

> "Be quiet! You sound just like my mom!"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ...only without that cool hippie voice.

> Zelda said, laughing as well. "I have no idea,

Lina: Well get one.

> so please tell me, are we anywhere near Capsule Corp?"

> "Oh, yeah, we're about a mile away!" Krillin told her.

Kuno: ....Krillin soon remembered that Japan doesn’t use the American measurement system and corrected himself by converting a mile into kilometers.

> "Don't worry, it won't take us too much longer." She said thanks. Soon, they were there. Bulma and Dr. Briefs were standing outside watching Chibi Trunks show off his powers.

Vegeta: Of course, because you know that the woman and her father don’t ever work or anything.

> Vegeta was also watching, but from a distance so no one would know he cared about his son.

> Krillin walked, no,

Kuno:  ::Imitating the author:: ....I mean hopped.

> hovered over to Vegeta. He put bunny ears on him, made faces at him, and said, "Man, we should have brought a camera!"

Vegeta:  ::Glares at the screen:: I *really really* hate this baka author.

>

Lina: Oh look, a big huge space in the middle of the fic for no apparent reason at all. Yay!

Note: Well, there was a big huge space in the middle of the fic for no apparent reason at all...did you expect me to just ignore it? I couldn’t ever do that! ^_^

> "Zelda, I believe you know what to do," said Gohan.

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Yep, it’s time for me to gather seven stars so I can destroy all of your pathetic wishes!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Amelia:  ::Sweatdrops:: Ummm Kuno-san, isn’t that from the Super Mario RPG:  Legend of the Seven Stars?
Kuno:  ::Back to normal:: Yeah, it sort of is....in a way.
Amelia: I thought so.

> Yet again, she unfroze time.

Lina: You know, I think she uses a Clapper to do that.
Amelia:  ::Claps twice:: Clap on! ::Claps twice:: Clap off! Clap on! Clap off! ::Claps four times:: The Clapper! ::Claps twice::

> Bulma said, "What on Earth are you doing here? And who's the new girl?

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Krillin:: It’s Chi-Chi’s third cousin, Ki-Ki. ::Drum roll::

> Gohan's new girlfriend?"

Lina: Since when does an eleven year old date girls?
Vegeta:  ::Shrugs:: Kids are maturing faster and faster because of the Internet.
Lina: Thank you for that informative tidbit.
Vegeta: Whatever.

> she asked, teasing both of them.

> "Not yet, Bulma. But you never know," Goku told the blue-haired woman with a wink that made Gohan and Zelda scream

Kuno: ....they screamed because they were both major fans of Goku’s wink and were amazed by how...well...uhhh amazing it was.

> and Krillin roll on the ground

Amelia: ....because he was on fire.

> with laughter. "Listen, Bulma. This girl's name is Zelda. She's from

Vegeta: ....the planet Zeldapioa.

> another dimension. There's a new Saiyan in her town that wants to take over the world.

Lina: Doesn’t every evil villain though? Ahhhh, I love over used antagonistic motives.

> We need-"

Lina: ....more allowance! Why? Because we do!

Note: Anybody get the kooky Doug reference? Ahhhh, I love kooky references, almost as much as I love big huge spaces in the middle of fics for no apparent reason at all, LOL. ^_^

> "What! A new Saiyan! What in the world are you talking about!"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating himself:: I forgot to end my question with a question mark, this is all your fault Kakarotto! (a la the website “This is all Ranma’s Fault!”)

> Vegeta said, emerging from the shadows that concealed him so well.

Amelia: I sense shades of Alfred Hitchcock.
Kuno:  ::Starts humming Alfred Hitchcock’s theme song::

> "You're wrong Kakarot! You, me, Trunks, and those sons of yours are the only Saiyans left after that damned Frieza blew up our planet."

Lina: What about Brolli?
Vegeta: Movie Saiyajins don’t count brat.
Lina: Okay, so what about Nappa and Radiaz?
Vegeta: Well, the author dumbed me down in this fic. I can’t even remember people in this thing.
Lina:  ::Smirks:: I’m *so* glad that Majin never sent a Slayers fic yet, *so* very glad.
::That annoying voice of MV booms yet again::
Voice of MV: Bwahahaha! That could be arranged, oh kawaiiest of the kawaii bishojo! ::Cackles::
Lina:  ::Blushes slightly:: I hate that nutcase...really, I do.
Voice of MV: Hehehe, maybe I should send a Slayers fic then.
Lina: Oh shut up.

> "Yes, Vegeta, but-"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: ....I, have, too, many, commas, in, my, quote, can’t, make, sense, out, of, my, words, and, I, am, breaking, up. ::Makes static sounds::

> "Umm, Vegeta, there is a new Saiyan in my dimension." Zelda wasn't sure why she said that, but she was scared.

Vegeta: *Good.*

> Standing up to Vegeta was not a smart thing to do if you value your life.

Amelia:  ::Blinks:: Naw, Vegeta-san isn’t that bad. You just got to get to know him, that’s all. ^_^
Vegeta: Gee, thanks. ::Rolls eyes::

> "His name is Kali, and his father is king

Lina: Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has entered the fic!
Kuno: That guy ain’t nothing but a hound dog, I swear.
Lina:  ::Sweatdrop:: Well, that was a bit corny Kuno.
Kuno: Do I ever do anything not corny Lina?
Lina: Yeah sometimes....
Kuno: Exactly!
Lina: Uhhh what?
Kuno:  ::Sweatdrops:: I’m not sure.

> of the planet, which is now that name. He was sent to the moon to take over a new race."

Amelia:  ::Imitating Zelda:: The race of non-existent invisible people because the moon is gone.

> "Who is this woman, Kakarot? She's not even a woman, but a mere girl! Why is she with you? I can't even sense her Ki signature," he said, folding his arms across his chest with a smug look on his face, as if he had won an argument.

Vegeta: That does *not* sound like me at *all!*
Lina: Yeah it does....exactly like you, actually.
Vegeta: Oh shut the hell up.
Lina: Uh-huh, whatever you say oh spiky haired one.
Vegeta:  ::Grumbles:: Idiot humans, why do you waste your time even living?
Lina: To bother annoying aliens like yourself, of course. ^_^Vegeta: &*^*&@^&*^$#*^@*^*#&^*&^&*^#

> Goku and Gohan said together, "Why don't you try a bit harder, Vegeta?"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Vegeta/Scotty from Star Trek:: I can’t do it! I don’t got enough power cap’n!

> There was another *Ping!*

Lina: The ping was *so* important it got asterisks around it.

> as he realized he was wrong. He hid his amazement, though not very well.

> "Well, I think Vegeta gets it," Krillin said happily.

> "Goku, guys, Kali will be destroying my world about now, so let's go get the others."

> He said okay.

> "Miss Bulma, where is Mirai Trunks?"

Vegeta:  ::Facefaults:: Mirai Trunks is in the future ahou! That’s why he’s called, *MIRAI* Trunks.

> Zelda asked, knowing he would want to fight and show Vegeta what he could do.

> "Just Bulma, please, and-"

Amelia:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....can you hold the ketchup?

> "Right here!" He had just come out of the house,

Vegeta: ......

> feeling Zelda's Ki.

Lina: That sounds really wrong too.

> "What was that?

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Oh, it was just Cell coming back from the dead to terrorize us all, that’s all.

> Who are you?"

> "Uh, that Ki was mine. The name's Zelda.

Amelia:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ....and being a Hyrulian Princess is my game.

> I guess I've got powers, so that's why my Ki is so high."

Vegeta: Psst, that baka Goldo from the Ginyu Force had the power to freeze time and his Ki wasn’t very high.

> "What?! That was you?" She said yeah.

> "Okay, everyone grab Zelda's arm. She'll freeze time so

Lina:  ::Imitating Goku:: ....she can show off her fancy-smancy powers again.

> we can get the others. I'll explain on the way."

> "You know, I'm going to run out of arm room

Everybody: What exactly does that mean?

> pretty soon!" Once again, time froze.

> "I'll take Mom," Mirai Trunks said, a Ki net

Kuno: What’s a....’Ki net’ anyway?
Vegeta: I’m not sure, but I know *none* of us can use that ability.

> forming around each member of the Z team.

> "I'll take Zelda," Gohan said as well, making her blush, but only he saw.

Amelia: I’m failing to see the romantic endeavor here.

> Goku explained to everyone what was going on, flying at the same time.

> "So, there's a new Saiyan? And Vegeta's not prince anymore?" Bulma asked.

Vegeta:  ::Eyebrows raise:: How the hell is that possible? That makes no sense, just because there is a new Saiyajin doesn’t mean I’m not a part of the Royal House of Vegeta-sei. ::Twitches:: Kami, this fic is so *stupid.*

> "Right," Zelda replied. She was happy, because Bulma couldn't fly either.

Kuno:  ::Blinks:: Why would someone be happy about someone else not having the ability to fly, I’m so confused.

> "Be quiet, woman! I will always be prince, I am the strongest."

Vegeta:  ::Imitating himself:: ....plus *I* am still a part of the Royal House of Vegeta-sei, you know because of *birth* and everything.

> "Ok, whatever, but where are we going now?"

Lina:  ::Imitating Goku:: Around the world in thirty days!

> That was a question the others would have liked answered also.

> "We are going to pick up anyone else who'll come with us."

Amelia: So in other words, they were going to fight the Saiyajin now.

> They soon landed on Master Roshi's island. Yamcha was frozen

Vegeta:  ::Blinks:: What the hell? Why is that baka Yamcha trying to perform the trick David Blaine did?

> sparring with Tien. His foot was about to connect with Tien's face. Chaozu was bringing food out
for the others. Roshi and Oolong were watching aerobics on TV.

Lina:  ::Twitches:: Ick, two hentais watching aerobics for pleasure. Ick, ecchi.

> Krillin decided to have some fun with Yamcha

Lina: That also sounds horribly wrong.

> and picked up Tien and moved him out of the way of Yamcha's foot.

> "Zelda?" Goku and Gohan said together.

> "Sorry. I'm just kind of in awe. I've only seen this place on TV at home before."

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Of course this place is just so much more awe-inspiring than the Capsule Corporation. I mean, all they do there is create a technology far beyond any human accomplishment so far, but that really isn’t amazing at all.

> She unfroze time, Yamcha's foot connecting with nothing but

Amelia: ....net!

> air.

> Yamcha said, "What the? I was perfectly positioned for that kick! Oh, Goku. Stop

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Yamcha:: ....doing that you silly boy!
Lina: ....
Amelia: ....
Kuno: ....
Vegeta:  ::Back to normal:: Nani?
Kuno: Uhh, nothing Vegeta....we weren’t talking.
Vegeta: Psct, stupid humans. ::Rolls eyes::

> with the Instant Transmission thing!"

> "Yeah! It freaks me out!" Tien agreed.

Lina:  ::Imitating Goku:: Oh shut up, your three eyes freak me out too but you don’t hear *me* crying about it do you?

> "I didn't! It was-"

> "Hey, who's the new girl? Gohan's friend?" Yamcha interrupted, confused.

> "Her name is Zelda. Her world is being destroyed by

Amelia:  ::Imitating Goku::....Ganondolf and the Skull Kid with Majora’s Mask.

> a new Saiyan. She froze time and we flew here. Just grab her arm so we can get Piccolo."

> "What?" Tein

Kuno:  ::Blinks:: ‘Tein’, what’s that?
Lina: Simple, it’s a horrible misspelling of the word ‘ten’.
Kuno: But it-
Lina: ...doesn’t make sense? Of course not.

> asked, baffled. What was Goku talking about?

Vegeta: Well, I certainly have no clue. I can’t follow this plot.

> "Just do it!"

Amelia: And now ladies and gentlemen, Nike advertisements have entered the fic.

> he yelled, not wanting Zelda's world to be destroyed any further.

Kuno: .....which it wouldn’t be, since time was frozen and all.

> "Zelda?" Once again, Chaozu was frozen with a bowl of soup he held in his hands, Master Roshi & Oolong watching the TV. They flew towards Piccolo's Ki,

Lina: Hmmmm let me guess, Piccolo is somewhere near a waterfall.

> minus Zelda and Bulma,

Vegeta: ...plus Kakarotto times the square root of Krillin equals Kakarotto’s brat Gohan to the fifth power.

> as they weren't flying, but being carried.

> Goku was tired of explaining, so Gohan explained further for Yamcha and Tien.

> Piccolo was floating by a waterfall,

Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: I didn’t see *that* one coming.

> meditating as usual. It was almost hard

Amelia: It was *almost* hard, so it wasn’t quite *too* hard.

> for them to tell if time was frozen or not, because Piccolo didn't move while meditating. Zelda
unfroze time,

Kuno: You know, I really wish Zelda would make up her mind. All that freezing and unfreezing of time is bound to mess up the time-space continuum eventually.
Lina:  ::Blinks:: Since when do you use the word ‘continuum’ Kuno?
Kuno: Since now...
Lina: Riiiiight.

> and Piccolo's head immediately shot up. He said, alarmed, "Who is that, Goku!? What is she doing here? Do you read that Ki signature?"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Piccolo:: What’s my name big boy?
Amelia: Ewwwwwww, Vegeta-san.....that’s like those Gohan-san/Piccolo-san lemons.
Vegeta:  ::Back to normal:: Those evil, evil things. ::Shivers::

> "Yes, Piccolo," he replied calmly, as he always spoke. "Gohan, please explain."

> "Okay, Dad. Mr. Piccolo, this is Zelda. Her world is going to be destroyed by

Kuno:  ::Imitating Gohan:: ....an invader named Zim.
Amelia:  ::Imitating Gohan:: ....lawn gnomes.
Lina:  ::Imitating Gohan:: ....Firestone tires.
Vegeta:  ::Imitating Gohan:: ....giant, man-eating tomatoes.

> a new Saiyan named Kali. Please, come and help us defeat him."

> "Yeah, OK kid. I'll go with you."

> "Thank you, Piccolo." Zelda was so happy. Piccolo was her favorite non-human fighter.

Vegeta: You could just say Namekjin fighter, ahou.

> "I know we can beat him."

Lina: Well *duh,* the antagonists always lose.
Kuno: It’s a law that first appeared in old American super hero comics.
Lina: Right.
Amelia: You know minna-san, it’s break time!
::The four MSTers leave the screening room yet again::

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  Continued in 
The MSTing of A Dream Come True, part 2