The MSTing of
Good Super Saiyan Kakarot and Bad Super Saiyan Vegeta
By: Majin Vegeta
Original Fic By: Mia Skywalker
Beta'd by: Mia Skywalker

Disclaimer: I have permission to MST this fanfic so don't you worry about that. The MSTing cast will be me, Fibrizo and Xelloss from Slayers and Cell from DBZ. Like in any of my MSTs, the original fic has these quotes around them (it looks like this >) so you know which is which. Anyway on with the show!

Notes: The first few paragraphs introduce the MSTing. After that it will be my normal old script format. There is a little bit of character bashing here and there but I like all the DBZ characters in here.

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Majin Vegeta is standing outside of a movie theater waiting patiently. "Where are those guys at?" he muttered to himself.

As if on cue Cell flew out of the sky. "Yo Majin sorry for the delay, I had to kill some stupid fanfic authors who wrote NC-17 fics about me and Freezer."

Majin Vegeta sweatdropped and nodded. "Yeah ok. That's good. By the way where are the others?"

Before Cell had any chance to respond a puff of jet black smoke appeared and out came Fibrizo. "Don't ask Majin," he said in a low voice.

"Fine, tell me what the hell you were doing!" Majin Vegeta shouted at the Hellmaster.

Fibrizo just shook his head, "Jury duty," he said with obvious resentment in his voice. He looked ready to kill somebody.

"Errr yeah that's pretty bad stuff. And where is Xel?". Majin Vegeta asked.

Suddenly Xelloss teleported behind Majin Vegeta and tapped him on the back. "You called Majin-san?"

Majin Vegeta jumps. "Yeah yeah Xelloss," he muttered.

"By the way Majin, why are we here?" Cell asked.

Majin Vegeta chuckled. "We have a fanfic to MST. You get paid a penny a word this time."

"Sounds good to me." Cell said, Fibrizo and Xelloss nodded in agreement, "So let's get going."

Majin Vegeta nodded and led the crew to the familiar MSTing theater. The fanfic came on in a few seconds.

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> This fic is due to a discussion on a list I'm on, concerning DBZ and
> fairy tales.

Cell: DBZ has nothing to do with fairy tales! ::Scowls::
MV: Cell it's based on The Monkey King! Of course it has stuff to do with fairy tales!
Cell: Oh yeah well forget I said that then.

> The odd style (and some of the strange things that people
> do) is because I wanted to capture the feel of a Grimm's fairy tale.
> Keep in mind that there IS some OOCness,

Fibrizo: Is OOCness a word?
MV: No it isn't
Fibrizo: Ok then just checking.

> because that's the only way to
> keep the fairy tale feel. I kept both as much of the characterization of
> the DBZ characters as possible, without ruining the fairy tale feel.
> When you review this, keep this in mind. If you aren't familiar with
> Grimms' fairy tales, then you probably shouldn't review this, just read
> it for fun.

Fibrizo: If you aren't familiar with DBZ then don't read this you idiots!
MV: Fibrizo with the last minute rebound.
Fibrizo: What the hell are you talking about?
MV: Ummm something about basketball I think?
Fibrizo: So you mean you don't know?
MV: No idea.
Fibrizo: Baka.

> ~~~~~*~~~~~
>
> TITLE: Good Super Saiyan Kakarot and Bad Super Saiyan Vegeta

MV: It's Good Super Saiyajin Kakarotto and Bad Super Saiyajin Vegeta, the title that almost fills a line of space!
Cell: Actually it was Good Super Saiyan Kakarot and Bad Super Saiyan Vegeta, so it doesn't take as much space as your version of the title did.
MV: ::Sticks tongue out at Cell::

> AUTHOR: Mia Skywalker
> PAIRING: Bulma/Vegeta, Goku/Chi-chi
> RATING: Totally G.

Cell: Good at least this isn't a horrible lemon like the one I read.
MV: By the way Cell...what was the name of that thing you read?
Cell: "Heat In Da Kitchen"
MV: It figures. ::Sweatdrops:: Hey why were you reading NC-17 fics anyway?
Cell: I felt like getting some justification for killing some people.
MV: That's a first.
Cell: Hey I try to be a nice guy!
MV: By absorbing lots of people?
Cell: Yeah.
MV: I don't think that classifies you as a nice guy Cell.
Cell: Oh well then! I'm evil, I don't have to be nice!

> WARNINGS: A silly fairy tale turned DBZ. ^_^

Xelloss: That's my trademark smile! ^_^
MV: Xel-sama you don't own it.
Xelloss: I suppose you're right Majin-san, want to know what I *do* own? ^_^
MV: What Xelloss?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
MV: You and your gosh darn secrets! Not like I didn't know you'd say that.
Xelloss:^_^

> SUMMARY: Based loosely on the fairy tale "Faithful Ferdinand and
> Unfaithful Ferdinand"
> NOTES: I had to change some of the fairy tale to get this to work, but I
> managed to keep an awful lot intact. A surprising amount, actually. I
> think most of the bits I changed were relatively minor, and they were
> just to keep the characters IC. Oh, I did change the very end pairing,
> because Goku was supposed to marry the princess, and I didn't think he
> deserved anything THAT horrible! You'll see when you get to the end, but
> it's why I made the princess be Bulma and paired her off with Vegeta. In
> this, they seriously deserved each other! ^_^

Xelloss: Again that's mine! ^_^
MV: Shut up!
Xelloss: ^_^
MV: Weirdo.
Xelloss:^_^

> ~~~~~*~~~~~
>
> Once upon a time there was an old man who lived by himself.

MV: Once upon a time there was an old man who was homeless. He lived in New York City and begged for food. Then one day he got some food. The end!
Xelloss: Oh good we can leave now. ^_^ ::Gets up::
MV: Oh no you don't. ::Pulls Xelloss back into his seat::

> He'd never married,

Xelloss: Perhaps that was why he lived alone? ^_^
MV: What are you talking about?
Xelloss: Sore wa...
MV: Go head and say it fruitcake.
Xelloss: himitsu desu!
MV: DIE! ::Hits Xelloss over the head with his own staff::

> but wished that he could have had children, but the opportunity
> never happened

Fibrizo: It's called adoption.

> One day an old green-skinned namek

Cell: Are there Nameks with any other color skin?
MV: Hmmm well there is the light green of Piccolo's skin and then the darker shade of green like Kami's skin.
Cell: So in other words, no?
MV: Yeah!
Cell: You mean "no"?
MV: Yeah!
Cell: Ok then.

> knocked at his door
> and handed him a baby.

Xelloss: ::Imitating the Namek:: You just won this baby! ^_^

> Without waiting for a reply, the namek said, "His
> name is Good Super Saiyan Kakarot. Raise him well," and vanished.

Fibrizo: ::Imitating the Namek:: For you could raise my son much better than his own father.
MV: It never said he was his son.
Fibrizo: I'm trying to make this MST funny you idiot!
MV: Well ummm try reading the fic!
Fibrizo: ::Looks about ready to hurt MV::

> He also gave the old man a key

Cell: ::Imitating the Namek:: If the boy ever needs to talk to me use this key, it opens my hotel room.

>, and told him that when the boy became a
> man, that there would be a building one day in the field, and the key
> would fit into a lock in it.

Xelloss: ::Imitating the Namek:: This key goes to a building where I keep my secret stash, if you know what I mean. ^_^
MV: HENTAI! ::Hits Xelloss on the head with his own staff a few more times::

> The old man raised his 'grandson',
> faithfully telling him what the old namek had relayed, and every year on
> his birthday little Goku (which is what the old man called him, since he
> didn't like the name 'Kakarot' very much) would go out to the field,
> looking for the building.

Xelloss: He wanted to find that secret stash and keep it for himself. ^_^
MV: Why do I even bother? ::Continues smashing Xelloss on the head::
Xelloss:^_^

> One day, on his twelfth birthday, the building appeared.

Cell: Look a building appeared!
Fibrizo: Construction just keeps getting faster and faster these days.

> Elated, little Goku unlocked the door

MV: Open sesame!

>, to find a little yellow cloud hovering in the
> air.

Cell: All the air pollution made the cloud yellow you see.

> The cloud bounced up and down, nudging him, and with a shout of
> delight, the little boy jumped on the cloud and flew off.

Cell: And then little Goku fell through the cloud and died.
MV: You wish!
Cell: Don't ruin the moment.
MV: Uhhh ok.

> They spent several weeks flying around

Xelloss: Without any type of food too.

> , and when they came back, they
> found that Goku's grandfather had grown so sick with worry that he was
> on his deathbed. Contritely, the boy apologized, and his grandfather
> forgave him, but he still died. So Goku took off to explore the world.
>
> After he had ridden on for a while he came to a sea, where he discovered
> seven fishes lying on the shore and gasping for air. "Wait, my little
> fishes,"

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Goku:: I'm going to eat you!

> he said, "and I'll help you back into the water." He grabbed
> the fishes by the tails and threw them back into the water. The fishes
> stuck their heads out of the sea and said, "Since you helped us out of
> the mud, we're going to give you a flute. Whenever you're in trouble,
> just play it, and we'll come to your aid."

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Goku:: Oh yay the fish will come to my rescue!
MV: That's ironic because in DBZ Goku is always killing fish.
Cell: What stupid fish, Goku is just going to eat them in the end.

> Goku continued on and had many adventures

Cell: But those are of no importance to this story.

>, and eventually, several years
> later, he was passing an abandoned castle and saw a shorter young man
> with hair sticking straight up, who was blowing up parts of the castle
> angrily.

Cell: ::Imitating the short guy:: Die you stupid castle I hate you die!
Xelloss: I wonder who this guy can be? ^_^
MV: Take a guess.
Xelloss: No thanks. ^_^
MV: It's Vegeta you idiot!
Xelloss: I know. ^_^
Cell: Hey did anybody notice my joke?
MV: Yeah yeah Cell that's nice haha funny joke.
Cell: ::Punches MV a few times::
MV: Why did you do that you big jerk?
Cell:I felt like it.

> Goku flew down on his cloud and asked the other young man what
> he was doing.

Fibrizo: Obviously he's blowing up the castle.

> The smaller man crossed his arms over his chest, stuck his
> nose up in the air, and said,

Cell: ::Imitating the small man:: I am French! Wee wee!

> "My name is Bad Super Saiyan Vegeta, and I
> am the Prince of Vegeta-sei! But my kingdom has been destroyed, and I
> want revenge on the one who destroyed it."

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Vegeta:: So I'm destroying my own castle!

> Goku brightened

Xelloss: Someone left their Goku on.

> and said, "Wow, that's close to my name! My name is
> Good Super Saiyan Kakarot, but I go by the name Goku since I don't like
> Kakarot very much."
>
> "Well, Kakarot,"

Cell: I am your father!

> said Vegeta, deliberately using the name that Goku
> didn't like, "why don't we travel together, since our names are so
> similar."

MV: Gee I know I would start traveling with someone whose name sounded similar to mine.

> "All right," said Goku agreeably, "but don't call me Kakarot."

Xelloss: ::Imitating Goku:: Call me Bill instead. ^_^

> And the
> two traveled on. Vegeta couldn't fly on Goku's cloud, they discovered,
> so Goku traveled slower so that they could move together.

> The next town they went to they stayed at an inn.

Fibrizo: The inn of no return!
MV: Dum dum dum!

> The man who ran it had
> a pretty dark-haired girl

Xelloss: Her hair was pretty dark.
MV: Maybe it was really black dye?

> named Chi-chi. She immediately fell in love
> with Goku

All: Ummm why?

>, which irritated Vegeta, since it seemed that girls always
> went for Goku first.
> He didn't understand why,

Fibrizo: It's called the Tenchi theory.

> since he thought the
> other man was an idiot.

Cell: And he is.

> She asked Goku where he was going, and he said
> he was traveling about. She wanted him to stay there and said that he
> should work for the king, as a messenger or outrider, since he could
> always fly about on the cloud. Goku thought that was a great idea, but
> didn't think

MV: That's the problem with Goku, he doesn't think!

> he could just offer his services to the king out of the
> blue like that, a total stranger. "Oh, I'll take care of that," Chi-chi
> said. "But my father might give me your hand, if you ask him for it."

Xelloss: ::Imitating Goku:: Why would I want your hand, I have my own!

> Goku had no idea what she was talking about, but he replied eagerly,

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Goku:: I have no idea what you are talking about!

> "I'll take anything that your father will give me!" Chi-chi blushed
> happily, assuming that the young man wanted to marry her, and so was
> happy to give the king her greatest recommendation.
>
> The next day she went to the king, and since her father - Gyu Mao - had
> once been an elite fighter of King Roshi's,

MV: King Roshi? Oh the world is doomed!

> he agreed to hire the man
> that she recommended. So Goku started working for the king as an
> outrider and messenger, traveling around on his little cloud.

> Vegeta was immediately jealous of course. "Why didn't you get *me* a
> job with the king as well?"

Cell: ::Imitating Chi-chi:: Simple, you don't have a magical cloud!
Fibrizo: ::Imitating Vegeta:: Waaaaah!

> he demanded of Chi-chi angrily. "You can't
> just help him and forget about me!"

Xelloss: ::Imitating Vegeta:: But enough about me, let's talk about you!
MV: ::Inserts some bad dub music here::
Cell: This isn't supposed to be a lemon so stop with the porno music!
MV: Errr sorry.

> Ki started forming around his hand,
> and she could sense that he was getting angry.

Fibrizo: I think he is getting angry.
Xelloss: What gave it away?
Fibrizo: Well it said he got angry.

> "I'll get you a job too, Vegeta,"

Cell: ::Imitating Chi-chi:: I don't know how I knew your name but I will
get you a job!

> she agreed, afraid to get him angry
> with her, and she approached the king again. Since the king was so
> pleased with the other servant that she'd recommended to him, he agreed
> to hire this one as well, as his personal valet.

MV: Well that's just asking for trouble.
Cell: Vegeta as a valet. ::Laughs:: Oh that is even funnier then Roshi being a king.

> Well, being the king's personal valet, he heard all of the king's
> secrets.

MV: Xelloss do you need a personal valet?
Xelloss: Of course not! ^_^
MV: Doh!

> Every morning he would hear the king complain, "Oh, if only my
> beloved could be here with me!

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Roshi:: Why did she have to run away? Stupid dog!

> But I've sent hero after hero to get her,
> and none have survived the journey!"

Fibrizo: They weren't really great heroes then were they?

> "What are you talking about?"

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Vegeta:: Everyone knows they aren't really heroes is they didn't survive the journey!
Everyone: DUH!

> Vegeta grumped at him

MV: Vegeta is grumpy today.
Cell: He just woke up on the wrong side of the bed today, that's all.
MV: Just like every other day.

>, and King Roshi
> showed him pictures of a beautiful princess whom his spies had managed
> to catch pictures of when she was showering, half-unclad, or getting
> undressed for bed.

Fibrizo: How convenient
Cell: She's hot!
MV: That's the last thing I would have expected you to say Cell.
Cell: Well dammit she is!

> Vegeta watched with disgust as King Roshi salivated
> over this beautiful young girl, waxing on about how much in love with
> each other they were, but they were torn apart by families that didn't
> understand.

Xelloss: That sounds an awful lot like Romeo and Juliet. ^_^
MV: Why yes, yes it does.

> ::Yeah, right, old man:: Vegeta thought cynically. ::She
> probably doesn't even know you exist. But this might be the perfect
> opportunity to get rid of Kakarot.::
>
> "Well, your majesty," Vegeta said slyly. "You have Kakarot. Why don't
> you send him after the woman? And tell him that if he fails, he's dead!"

Xelloss: Such a well thought out plan!
MV: Vegeta was always the smarter Saiyajin!
Cell: That's not saying much.

> "Kakarot? Who's that?"

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Vegeta:: Guess who!
MV: ::Imitating Roshi:: Oooo a game, I love games!

> The old man blinked at him in confusion.
>
> Vegeta's face darkened.

Cell: And soon he couldn't see.

> "Kakarot! The idiot with the flying cloud!"
>
> "Oh, Goku!" Understanding dawned on King Roshi's face. "Yes, with his
> flying cloud, surely he should be able to bring her to me! I'll send for
> him!" Then he blinked at Vegeta in confusion. "But why do you call him
> 'Kakarot'?"

Xelloss: Because he looks like a carrot! ^_^

> And so Goku was ordered to go after the princess or be beheaded. Goku
> walked out to an open field

Fibrizo: Someone left the field open again!

> , and sat there depressed, his cloud trailing
> along after him. "What an unlucky person I am!" he cried out.
>
> "Good Super Saiyan Kakarot, why are you crying?" came a voice.

Cell: ::Imitating Goku:: Because I'm sad you big dummy!

> Goku turned around, saw nobody near him, and continued to moan. "Oh
> little cloud! You'll be free soon! I'm going to my doom!"
>
> Then he heard the voice again. "Good Super Saiyan Kakarot, why are you
> crying?"
>
> Suddenly Goku realized it was his cloud talking. "Is that you, cloud?
> Can you talk?

MV: ::Imitating the cloud:: No it's just the wind howling. What do you think you idiot?

> I've got to go and fetch

Xelloss: ::Imitating Goku:: My master's stick! We're playing catch! ^_^

> the king's bride. Can you tell me
> how to do it?"
>
> "Go to the king," the cloud replied, "and

Fibrizo: ::Imitating the cloud:: Tell him I can talk!

> tell him that if he'll give
> you what you need, you'll get her, and that you'll need a shipload of
> meat and a shipload of bread to succeed. There are huge giants in the
> sea, and if you don't bring them meat, they'll tear you to pieces. And
> there are huge birds that'll peck your eyes out if you don't bring them
> bread."
>
> So the king ordered all the butchers in the land to slaughter animals
> and all the bakers to bake bread until the ships were loaded. When they
> were full, the cloud said to Goku, "Now, I want you to climb on me and
> go aboard the ships with me. When the giants come, you're to say:
>
> 'Easy does it, my dear giants,
> don't think that I've forgotten you,
> for I've brought you meat to chew.'
>
> "And when the birds come, you're to say:
>
> 'Easy does it, my nice dear birds,
> don't think that I've forgotten you,
> for I've brought you bread to chew.' [1]
>
> "Then they won't do anything to you

Cell: ::Imitating the cloud:: Except eat you anyway, but that's not of importance!

> , and when you come to the castle,
> you'll find the princess lying asleep, but you mustn't wake her. Pick
> her up with the bed and carry her to the ship."
>
> So Goku went to the castle, but when he went to lift up the bed, she
> woke up. "What are you doing!" she screeched at him. "Where are you
> taking me?"
>
> Goku blinked, and put the bed back down. "I'm taking you to get
> married," he replied simply.
>
> Her eyes narrowed. She assumed, of course, that he meant for her to
> marry him. She studied him, to see if he was a worthy bridegroom. He
> was strong, he was handsome, and he'd somehow managed to make it to
> her castle. "All right, you may take me,"

Xelloss: ::Imitating the princess:: Out to the ball game, take me out to the crowd! Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if we ever come back! ^_^
MV: That's enough Xel, that's enough.
Xelloss: Alright. ^_^

> she said imperiously. "My name
> is Princess Bulma. You may take me to get married."
>
> Goku smiled at her, then picked up the bed again, and carried her to the
> ship. When he reached the king, and Princess Bulma was informed that
> she was not to marry Goku but was to marry King Roshi, she almost had a
> fit. She took one look at the drooling old man, and started screeching
> and having a temper tantrum. The king hardly seemed aware of her
> reaction to him, as he tried to have his lecherous way with her. She
> finally swooned, saying that she was under an enchantment and couldn't
> get married or lie with a man, or else she would die. The only way that
> the enchantment could be broken was to gather the seven dragonballs made
> by the great Kami. But she didn't know where the dragonballs were, since
> they'd vanished the last time they were used. [2]
>
> Once again, Bad Super Saiyan Vegeta slyly approached the king while he
> was dressing him the next morning, and the king was lamenting

Fibrizo: His bottle cap collection!

> his great
> misfortune. "Your servant Kakarot managed to bring you the princess,
> when everyone else failed to do so. Surely he can bring you something as
> simple as the dragonballs. And if he doesn't, you can have him killed!"
> Vegeta seemed inordinately pleased at that idea. The king agreed, and
> that day Goku was summoned and told that he must bring the seven
> dragonballs, or he would be killed.
>
> Once again Goku went to the abandoned field, and began to moan. "How am
> I going to bring the seven dragonballs, when no one even knows where
> they are? How am I supposed to find them?"
>
> But Goku's little cloud then came to him and said, "Good Super Saiyan
> Kakarot, the dragonballs are deep within the sea, buried under the silt.
> You must go to the ocean to get them out."
>
> "But I can't swim that far," Goku protested. Nonetheless, he flew on his
> cloud to the edge of the ocean. Then he pulled out the flute that he'd
> been given

Cell: He didn't play it or anything, he just pulled it out to look at it.

>, and the seven fish that he'd saved before appeared in the
> water. "There are seven dragonballs in the depths of the ocean," he told
> the seven fish. "I need to bring those dragonballs back to the king, or
> I will be killed." The seven fish disappeared, and then returned a few
> minutes later, each one with a dragonball in its mouth. Goku was
> overjoyed

MV: Because he had the seven Dragonballs and he had a nice fish dinner.

>, and brought the dragonballs to the king, who immediately
> handed them to Princess Bulma.
>
> The princess wasn't pleased by this turn of events. She still wanted to
> marry Goku - or at least, anyone that wasn't the lecherous King Roshi -
> so she decided on one last trick. When all the noblemen were gathered
> together to celebrate the marriage, she said that she knew some magic.
> She said, in fact, that she could cut off a head and put it back on

MV: With super glue!
Cell: I think staples would work better.
Fibrizo: I would prefer nailing the heads back on.
Xelloss: I go with tape! ^_^

> , and
> she wanted a volunteer to demonstrate her skill. No one wanted to be the
> first, of course, but then Vegeta commented, "Isn't Kakarot the Good
> Super Saiyan, the great hero that not only brought the princess here,
> but also the dragonballs? Isn't he brave enough to volunteer? Come on,
> Kakarot! Surely you're not afraid of some *woman*!"
>
> And so Goku felt obliged to volunteer. The queen then cut off his head
> and put it on again, and it healed immediately. Only a red thread
> appeared around his neck

Cell: Oh she used red thread to put his head back on. We were all wrong!

> , where she had cut him.
>
> "My dear," said King Roshi, "where did you learn that?"
>
> "Oh," she replied, "I know many more tricks like that. Shall I try it
> out on you too?"
>
> "What will you give me in return?" he asked, drooling lecherously.
>
> She leaned forward. "I'll show you my panties again, if you do!"

Everyone: ::Gasp::
Fibrizo: Well there goes that G rating! She said panties, so now it has to be at least a PG rating!
MV: Ummm not really there Fibrizo.

> So the hentai old king agreed, and the queen cut off his head, but she
> did not put it back on again. Instead, she said that it wouldn't stick
> properly

Cell: She actually ran out of glue.

>, so she couldn't get it on again. "Oh dear!" she said, her
> eyelashes fluttering innocently. "I guess I'll have to marry Goku
> instead!"
>
> Goku looked at her in confusion, having no idea what she meant. "He
> can't marry you," a voice came from the crowd, and the innkeeper's
> daughter, Chi-chi, strode forward. "He's already betrothed to me, so he
> can't marry you. Besides, he's a commoner, and you're a princess."
>
> Princess Bulma pouted, but then Vegeta grinned wickedly and strode
> forward. "But *I* am not a commoner!" he exclaimed. "I am Bad Super
> Saiyan Vegeta, Prince of Vegeta-sei, and I'd sworn revenge on King Roshi
> for destroying my kingdom. Now I've had my revenge, so I'll marry you,
> woman!"
>
> Bulma studied him for several minutes, and then smiled, a slow, pleased
> smile. He wasn't as tall as Goku, but he was handsome and strong, and
> she could tell that he was much more clever than the other man. Besides,
> he was a prince, and she wasn't going to marry a commoner. "All right,"
> she agreed, "I'll marry you."
>
> And so Prince Bad Super Saiyan Vegeta married Princess Bulma, and they
> became King and Queen of old King Roshi's kingdom, and Good Super
> Saiyan Kakarot - aka Goku - married Chi-chi, and they ran the inn. Now
> while we can say that Goku and Chi-chi had a relatively happy marriage,
> it's more difficult to say the same of Vegeta and Bulma. They did have
> two children, and they seemed to fight an awful lot, but every so often
> one would see the two looking at one another with fondness, even though
> they would never admit it to each other.

Cell: Is it over is it over? ::Starts getting up::
MV: Hold it! We still have a little bit to go! ::Pulls Cell back into his seat::
Cell: NOOOOO!

> ~~~~~*~~~~~
>
> [1] I'm not making these poems up. They really are from the fairy tale!
> No *way* I could write any poetry *that* bad! ^_^

Cell: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so is honey. The end!
Fibrizo: That was a pretty bad poem.
Cell: Deal with it.

> [2] This part I changed from the fairy tale. You wouldn't *believe* how
> stupid the second quest was! I stole this quest from several other fairy
> tales, modified somewhat.

MV: Thief! Thief! Come back with that quest you thief!
Xelloss: Hey look the fanfic is over. ^_^
MV: Awesome! See ya!
::The MSTers leave the theater for today::

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