The MSTing of Meowth's Ransom, Part 1

The MSTing of Meowth's Ransom
by Majin Vegeta
Original story by Pikamast and RaichuCSV

Ok I was going through my old fanfics and I came over this series an old friend of mine and I created. I don't think it's all that great anymore so I thought what the hell, why don't I MST it? So this is what this is, an MSTing of a fanfic I co-wrote. The original fic has these quotes around them (it looks like this >) so you know which is which. And the MSTing will be done with this cast of characters: Myself (I'll refer to myself as Majin Vegeta), Xelloss and Hellmaster Fibrizo from Slayers, Cell from DBZ and ummm...various other guest appearances I guess. Anyway on with the show!

> Meowth's Ransom-What can I say, I like to do co-author crossovers? This
> is a crossover with Pokчon, Dragonball Z, Sailor Moon and lots of other
> random shows

Majin Vegeta: Lookie! It's the opening credits!
Cell: Why do we have to be here?
Majin Vegeta: Sore wa himtisu desu! ::Smirks::
Xelloss: He's paying us to be here remember?
Cell: Oh yeah. On with the show!

> By: Pikamast (kyle@ot.com) & RaichuCSV (raichucsv@softhome.com)
>
> Disclaimer: We don't own any character that we used except for ourselves
> of course.

Fibrizo: Disclaimer: This fanfic sucks

> ::Pikamast throws a Pokмall and Oolong comes out::

Xelloss: I love the in your face introduction.
Majin Vegeta: So do I! It took me so long to come up with a good introduction for this!

> Oolong: Hey, what's going on?!

Fibrizo: That's what I wanna know!
MV (getting tired of typing out the whole thing): Not even the second line and you're already destroying my fanfic!
Fibrizo: You paid us to do it.
MV: Yeah I know, good job guys!

> ::Raichu throws a Pokмall and out pops Nimbus::

Cell: New clouds in a ball! Buy them now!

> Nimbus: Bleeeeeeeeeee! Swoosh!

MV: Just do it.
Fibrizo: No one gets that joke.
Cell: I do.
Fibrizo: No human gets that joke.

> ::A Pikachu runs in::
> Pikachu: I am Sailor Pikachu!

Xelloss: It's the forgotten Sailor Senshi!

> Raichu: Nimbus return
> ::Nimbus goes back into the Pokмall::
> Pikamast: Ummmm, Oolong return?
> Raichu: Reeny GO!

Cell: Now we're selling moon princesses in these balls!
MV: See you only get these products in this fanfic!
Fibrizo: No one would buy those anyway.
Xelloss: He has a point.

> ::Oolong looks confused and runs away::

Xelloss: ::Looks confused and kills a bunch of Ryozoku:: I was confused! I didn't mean to kill all those golden dragons!
MV: Yeah right.

> Pikamast: I always end up in the weird dimensions

MV: Me too.

> ::Pikamast sweatdrops::
> Sailor Pikachu: Pika?

Fibrizo: Look the new Sailor Senshi doesn't fit in.
MV: Poor Sailor Pikachu....
Cell: NOT!

> Raichu: Sailor V Go!
> Pikamast: Ummm errrr Cat on Dr. Briefs Shoulders Go!

Cell: This is pure craziness! What were you thinking?
MV: Ummm well this was improvised ya know.
Xelloss: Just like most of your fics right?
MV: Yep!

> Sailor Pikachu: Pikachu Thunder Zap!
> Cat: Meow
> Raichu: Reeny dodge!
> ::Reeny jumps high in the air::

Fibrizo: Someone doesn't know how to spell Rini.
MV: I didn't do it!
Fibrizo: I don't believe you.

> Raichu: Reeny use the Magic Cat Thing!
> Sailor Pikachu: Not the Luna-P Ball! NOOOOO!

Everyone: NOOOO!

> ::Reeny turns her cat thing into a Laser Gun::

Cell: It's a new toy line that you can change into deadly weapons!
Xelloss: Mommy I want one!

> ::Sailor Pikachu disappears::
> Raichu: Reeny Zap them all!
> ::Reeny fires like crazy::

Fibrizo: She is pretty crazy already.
MV: ::Applauds:: Yay explosions!

> Pikamast: Cat meow attack?! ::Sweatdrops::
> Raichu: Reeny pick the cat up by its tail!
> ::Reeny runs up to the cat and grabs its tail::

Fibrizo: This is animal cruelty you know, that's a crime.
Cell: Fibrizo is right, we need to lock you up for writing this fic now.
MV: Geez guys it's only a fic that ain't real.
Cell & Fibrizo: Well it made us sad thinking about how that cat got hurt!
MV: How did you talk in unison like that.
Cell: Sore wa
Fibrizo: Himitsu
Xelloss: Desu!
MV: ::Sweatdrops::

> Pikamast: Hey aren't cats supposed to talk? Ooops wrong cat I'm thinking
> of

MV: How to make stupid comments 101.
Fibrizo: You said it.
MV: Like I said...

> ::Reeny throws the Cat into another dimension::

Cell: Not that other dimension! Anything but that dimension! NOOO!
Xelloss: Yes it's that dimension, better watch out.
MV: You are about to enter the twilight zone.
Fibrizo: DUM DUM DUM!

> ::The Mach 5 drops in for a cameo appearance, then races off again::
> ::Reeny shoots the Mach 5::
> Speed: Oh no, we're hit Haha!
> Pops: Oh no we're hit Haha!

Fibrizo: Oh no it's bad animation haha!
Xelloss: Oh no it's bad animation haha!
MV: It was funny at the time haha!
Cell: Sure it was haha!

> Meowth: To protect the world from devastation!
> Jigglypuff: Jiggly!
> ::Freiza pops in::
> Frieza: I hate army cuts

Fibrizo: AHHHH it's a...thing!
MV: No that's just Freezer.
Fibrizo: Like I said....
MV: Good point...

> ::Raichu vanishes and comes up behind Meowth and knocks him on the
> head::

Cell: One lump or two?
MV: That was a corny one Cell.
Cell: Well it fitted.

> Pikamast: Insanity always finds me!

Fibrizo: I think you always find the insanity first.
Xelloss: I agree.
Fibrizo: You got a line Xelloss, good job!
Xelloss: I'm so proud.

> Meowth: Pika?
> Jigglypuff: Chu?
> James: Meowth, that's right!

Cell: What was the point of that?
MV: Pikachu!
Cell: Uh-huh.

> ::Reeny thundershocks James::
> James: Pikachu Child!
> Raichu: Thats a talkshow series!

MV: It's true!
Xelloss: Ah yes, on the next episode of Pikachu Child; "My child is a mouse and I'm afraid of mice!"

> ::Digletts and Dugtrios come in::
> Diglett: Diglett dig diglett dig!
> Dugtrio: Trio trio trio!

Fibrizo: Those things really need some phonics classes.

> ::A huge robot holding an Old Man walks in and destroys everything, then
> heads to the beach::

Cell: Everything is destroyed again!
MV: AHHHH!

> Pikamast: Oh no, the Moon is being blown up!
> ::Pikamast blinks::
> ::Reeny zaps Piccalo::
> Piccalo: The Moon, they need the Moon!

Xelloss: For what?
MV: I think it's supposed to be a reference to some top secret government project.
Xelloss: Oh

> ::A bunch of random characters without names come in::

Random Guy 1: Hi
Random Guy 2: Hi
Random Guy 3: Me Gau!
Fibrizo: Go away random guys without names! Shoo!
::Random guys without names go away, randomly::
Cell: Bad joke MV.
MV: Errr it wasn't me.
Cell: We all know it was.

> ::Piccalo flies down, cape flapping in the wind, and uses his Special
> Beam Cannon on Reeny and zaps her into another dimension::

Cell: It's that other dimension again! Save me!
Fibrizo: You're a big android so you can handle it!
Cell: I guess you're right.

> ::Reeny tells Gohan she knows he can do it::

Xelloss: YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG!
Filia: ::Who happened to come in:: HENTAI! ::Xelloss gets whacked over
the head with a mace::
MV: Look's like we have a new person with us.
Filia: No I'm just in the wrong place sorry.
MV: Quite alright.
::Filia leaves::

> Pikamast: Nothing to see here!
> ::Gohan gets all emotional and attacks Nappa::
> Nappa: My cousin looks exactly like me and is named Nappa

Cell: Where did he come from?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu demu! ::Gets hit by a mace again although how is beyond me::

> Gohan: So does mine come on I'll buy you a drink, and we can talk about
> it.
> ::Gohan and Nappa Walk off into the sunset::
> ::Vine whips, water guns, flamethrowers, thundershocks and hyper beams
> hit the forgotten Sailor V::
> Sailor V: Please don't hit me I'm a rare Pokчon!

Cell: Note to self, tell that to that moron Goku.
Goku: Tell me what? ::Randomly appears::
Cell: Nothing.
MV: Hey Goku how did you get here?
Goku: I don't know. ::Randomly disappears::
MV: Oh wait I know!
Everyone except MV: How?
MV: I can call upon any character, anime or whatever, to come any time I want.
Fibrizo: Wow that's so not impressive.

> Sailor Dragonite: In the name of Dragon Pokчon, I shall be hyper!
> ::Raichu gives, Dragonite a sugar cane::
> Sailor Bulbasaur: I am Sailor Bulbasaur and I don't know what else to
> say!

Xelloss: ::Mimicking Sailor Bulbasaur:: Well I would like to thank all the little people who made this award possible. Thank you all!

> Sailor Dragonite: Dragonite!
> Sailor Squirtle: Squirtle squirtle?
> Reeny: Vulpix!!
> Reeny: Vulpix Vulpix??
> Sailor Charmander: Magikarp!

Cell: Cell!
MV: Oh no Cell has a case of Pokemon Disease!
Fibrizo: He just said his name...
MV: Oh yeah. ::Sweatdrops::

> Meowth: Rare Pokчon, James lets get that Pokчon!
> ::Sailor V kills herself::

Xelloss: Suicide isn't cool.

> Sailor Charmander: The time has come for the Charmander who forgot it's a
> Charmander to rule the world!
> ::Charmander flops off::
> Pig: Lalala
> Farmer: That will do pig, That will do.
> Pig: Lalala

Cell: Lalala
Fibrizo: Lalala
Xelloss: Lalala
MV: That will do guys, that will do.
Everyone but MV: But we're just getting started.

> C3PO: I am C3PO Human Cyborg Relations and this is my counterbot R2D2.
> R2D2: Bleep Blip Bleep Bleep
> R2D2: Whooo Blip Bleep Blip
> C3PO: What, huh?

Fibrizo: Is there any plot in here at all?
MV: I don't think there is!
Fibrizo: Of course.

> ::Pysduck comes dressed in Darth Vader costume::
> ::The Death Star falls on C3PO and R2D2::
> Darth Pysduck: Pyi duck!
> ::Another Pikachu comes running out dressed like Luke Skywalker::
> Pikaluke: NOOO You are not my Father ::Draws Lightsaber::
> Pikamast: Hey, now there are 2 Pikachus!

Xelloss: Today's show is brought to you by the number 2!

> Pysduck: Pysduck! ::Pysduck gets a headache::
> ::Pikaluke steps back::
> Sailor Pikachu: Pikadoo, where are you?
> Pikadoo: Over HErreee

MV: Rut ro!
Cell: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you metaling fanfic authors!
MV: Scooby dooby doo!

> Pikamast: Ok, I'm not seeing things right Raichu?
> Magishaggy: Imm Scaccacared Pikadoo
> ::Raichu thundershocks Pikamast::
> James: Look at all the Pikachu!
> Raichu: I'm not a Pikachu!
> Raichu: I'm too fat!

Fibrizo: Time for you to go to Richard Simons!

> ::Homer Simpson walks out:: Homer: MMMmmmm........Fatt......Ahhhhh ::Then
> runs to the store::
> Raichu: ok at least he didn't try to eat me.
> Pikamast: Hi, my names Pikamast and I'm a Anime Addict
> Raichu: HI, my names Raichu, and I'm not an Anime Addict.
> ::Everyone boos::

Fibrizo: Boo!
Cell: Boo!
Xelloss: Boo!
MV: Boo!

> Jigglypuff: Jigg-ly Puff, Jigglyyyy Puff
> Raichu: Ok ok i am an Anime Addict! BUT COME ON PEOPLE IT was so innocent
> I never knew it would turn out like this
> ::Raichu turns to Pikamast and cries in his arms::
> Pikamast: Did I miss something?
> ::Sailor Pikachu zaps James and Meowth with a Pikachu Thunder Zap::
> Narrator: Oh where oh where can Jesse be?

Cell: Ah creepy over voice!
Xelloss: Don't worry it's only the evil narrator that serves as a plot device this whole fic.
MV: How did you know that?!?!?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
MV: I thought you'd say that.

> Meowth: Koffing!
> Authors: She's with snap ever since they bonded in the jail cell they
> really hit it off
> Narrator: Why did I ask?
> Authors: Well everyone hates the narrator unless your from Dragonball Z
> or Pokчon

Cell: Everyone hates those narrators as well.

> Pikamast: Today on The 10 o'clock news at 6, we see a world gone bad!

Fibrizo: This just in, that was a dumb line!
MV: Hey no it wasn't....oh wait yeah it was you're right.

> Narrator: None of you like me, I'm going home!
> ::Camera zooms in on Sailor Pikachu's Eyes::
> ::Narrator goes home::
> ::Money sound effect is heard::

Xelloss: Ching-ching!

> ::Sailor Pikachu is looking at Meowths Charm::
> Meowth: Hey why is that Pikachu looking at me like that?
> ::Sailor Pikachu dives at Meowth and rips off his charm::
> ::Sailor Pikachu laughs hard::

Fibrizo: How do you laugh hard?
MV: I didn't write that I swear!
Xelloss: Laughing hard or hardly laughing? You decide.

> Meowth: My charm, my charm!
> Sailor Bulbasaur: Good job Sailor Pikachu, now we can destroy the
> Rocketverse!
> Sailor Pikachu: If you ever want to see your precious charm again I want
> 10,000 Dollars
> ::Sailor Pikachu drives away in her new Countache Lamborgini::

Cell: Of course she wants 10,000 dollars so she can buy another one of those Lamborginis!

> Meowth: Why do we got to be broke? You spent all the money on that
> Magikarp you bought 6 weeks ago!
> ::Meowth scratches James::
> ::Camera zooms on a tv screen::
> Pikamast: Someone put the volume up!

MV: ::Puts volume up:: There!

> ::Meowth is at a desk with 10,000 Dollars on it::
> James: How did Meowth do that?
> ::The authors of the story laugh::

Fibrizo: Look it's a plot hole! Is that what was so funny?
MV: Yep!

> Meowth: This is to the person who stole my charm this is your money, but
> I'm not giving it to you this money goes to the person who captures the
> person who stole my charm.
> ::Camera zooms out::
> Meowth: Give me back my charm!
> ::James' Cell-Phone rings::

MV: His cell phone rang! Get it? CELL phone?!?!?!
Cell: Not funny!

> ::James answers it::
> James: ITs Jesse!
> Jesse: Was that just Meowth on the tv?
> ::Everyone gasps::

Fibrizo: ::Gasp::
Cell: ::Gasp::
MV: ::Gasp::
Xelloss: ::Yawn:: My my I messed that one up.

> James: Yeah, why?
> Jesse: Cuz i know where that person is!
> James: She knows where Sailor Pikachu is!
> Pikamast: Everybody, we got a plot!

Fibrizo: Finally!

> ::Music sounds::
> Music: Dum dum dummmm

Xelloss: You now entered the twilight zone.
MV: Keep your hands and feet in the car at all times.

> End of Part 1

Cell: That was one part?!?!?!
MV: Ummm yeah...only like 10 more to go guys!
Fibrizo: This is torture!
MV: But you get paid!
Fibrizo: True.

> Will the insanity ever stop? How many more characters can the authors
> fit into this fanfic? (Authors: Alot more!) Find out next time!

MV: Knowing this fic the insanity will never ever stop.
Xelloss: Of course not you made it.
MV: MWAHAHAHA!
Xelloss: Don't you want to make some notes here?
MV: Yeah yeah!

Ok guys this is my first MSTing I ever did. Can I get a little feedback about it please? I'll continue to MST the entire series that had been created thus far and I guess I'll start making up some new MSTs for the end. But till next time, ta ta!

Cell: Ja ne!!