The MSTing of To Be King or Not To Be King
By: Majin Vegeta (of course ^_^)
Original Fic By: Mia Skywalker & Wataruo
Beta'd by: Mia Skywalker

Disclaimer: Guess what? I have the permission to MST this fic so you can't sue me! Nyah nyah! Anyway the cast of MSTers will be the same as in my other fics. If you don't know them they are Fibrizo and Xelloss from Slayers, Cell from DBZ and myself! Of course the original fic is in the greater than, less than signs (<>) like always. On with the show!

Note: A few paragraphs will introduce the MSTing. Happy? Good! Keep reading!

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Cell was pacing outside of the MSTing movie theater waiting for his comrades to show up. "I hate when they do this!". The biological android looked at his Cell Jr watch and seen that it was 3: 00. "This better be worth my time, I have innocent people to terrorize and kill!"

Suddenly Majin Vegeta appears in a cloud of smoke. "Sorry I'm late Cell! There was tons of Fanfiction.net traffic today and well it bogged me down!"

"Yeah, yeah, excuses, excuses." Cell muttered in return.

"We still have to wait for Fibrizo and Xelloss." Majin muttered. A look of horror donned on Cell's face when he realized they were about to MST another fic.

Suddenly Xelloss teleported in, "Hello! Another fic to MST I take it?"

"Of course!" Majin replied.

And then Fibrizo came in while driving his '99 black Mercedes-Benz which had a red fire strip going down the middle. He parks his car recklessly outside the theater and jumps out. "I'm ready to MST today!"

"That's unusually unusual. Oh well let's go guys!" Majin said and ran in the theater. Cell, Xelloss, and Fibrizo soon followed and the fanfic
came on.

> TITLE: To Be King or Not To Be King

Cell: Isn't that from Hamlet?
MV: No that's to be or not to be. See, it's perfectly legitimate
Cell: As if.
MV: Never say that again.

> AUTHORS: Mia Skywalker, Wataruo

Fibrizo: Another one of these co-author thingamabobs?
MV: Yeah but this time it's written better.

> GENRE: Dragonball Z
> CHARACTERS: Vegeta & Bulma
> WARNINGS: None.
> C&C: Yes

Xelloss: What's a 'C&C'?
MV: I have no clue.

> SUMMARY: Why Vegeta always calls himself the 'Prince' of the Saiyans, and never
> the 'King'.

Cell: Because the King of all Saiyajins just sounds dumb.

> DISCLAIMER: I don't own these characters, Shawna doesn't own these characters, I
> wish we did, but they're owned by

MV: ME!
Fibrizo: You wish!

> Toei, FUNimation and Viz, and created by Akira
> Toriyama. We make no profit off these fics

Xelloss: Unless you count the hidden tax charge for reading this fic. ^_^
MV: What hidden tax?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
MV: Oh uhhh ok then.

>, they're just for fun, yadda yadda
> yadda.
> NOTE: This is a snippet fic, that means it doesn't really have a beginning or
> end.

Fibrizo: Then how is it a story?
MV: Well the beginning isn't really the beginning and the ending isn't really the ending, that's how.
Fibrizo: That makes no sense at all.
MV: I know.

> There won't be a continuation of this, it's just a little snippet that we
> wrote as sort of a theory that we'd had.

Xelloss: It's the Prince Vegeta theory! ^_^
MV: The world is now a better place.

> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Vegeta stormed

Cell: ::Imitating a weather man:: Today's forecast will have several periods of Vegeta storms. Bundle up!

> up the stairs to his room, absolutely furious. To think that
> everyone seemed to be gaining new abilities but himself

MV: He really forgot about Tien, Yamcha, Chaozu and most of the non-Saiyajins.

> infuriated that Saiyan
> prince to no end. The fact that Kami claimed that

Fibrizo: He owned Pa's Gold Mine really made him mad! It was his gold mine!
Xelloss: ::Imitating Mr. Popo:: You mean Pa had a gold mine? Why didn't Kami-sama ever tell me?
MV: ::Imitating Kami:: Because you're just a stupid African American, Popo!
Xelloss: Waaaah!

> he couldn't give him this
> third mystical eye

Cell: You mean like the one Tien has?

> everyone else seemed to have, just because he was Saiyan,
> ticked

Fibrizo: So Vegeta is a clock now?
MV: Apparently!

> him off. Vegeta opened his bedroom door, slammed it, and then stalked

Xelloss: Poor, innocent Kami so he can get the claim to Pa's gold mine!

> across the room to plop

MV: I'm not gonna touch that one with a ten foot pole.
Xelloss: You're a strange one ^_^.
MV: You should talk!
Xelloss: ^_^

> down on his bed. ::There is a bright side to the
> situation:: he thought with a smirk. ::At least that idiot Kakarotto can't

Xelloss: ::Imitating Vegeta:: Be the greatest trainer of ALL TIME! ::Strikes a dramatic pose and forms a peace sign with his index and middle fingers::
MV: Uh-huh. Take a deep breath Xel and say "No more Pokemon jokes".
Xelloss: ::Takes a deep breath:: No more Pokemon jokes. ^_^ Maybe some Pocket Monster jokes but certainly no Pokemon jokes. ^_^
MV: Oh never mind baka!

> get one either.:: He laughed aloud. ::There still may be a chance for me to defeat
> him.::

Cell: Not as long as Goku is the main Dragonball Z character.

> Bulma entered the room quietly

Fibrizo: But not quietly enough because Vegeta heard her. And then some dub music came on and magic just sort of happened.
MV: Oi that joke again?
Fibrizo: It works quite nicely.
MV: It does.

>, following him. She saw him sitting down on the
> bed, his head in his hands.

Xelloss: And Bulma then realized that Vegeta unscrewed his head again. ^_^
MV: What a clumsy guy!

> She'd heard a brief

Cell: No pun intended.

>, mirthless laugh before she'd
> opened the door, and wondered what he was thinking. She remembered the brief

Cell: Again no pun intended.
MV: Must you say that every time you see the word 'brief.'
Cell: I do now.

> flash of pain that she'd seen in his eyes and felt in his heart, and wondered
> what it was from. "Vegeta?"

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Bulma:: Did you just have a brief flash of pain, dear? I could have sworn I seen a brief flash of pain in your eyes and felt it in your heart.

> she asked quietly, concern in her voice. "What's
> wrong?"
>
> "You are getting better, woman,"

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Vegeta:: And that's exactly the problem woman! Now go in the kitchen and make me some PIE!
MV: ::Holds up a sign with a 9.2 on it::
Cell: ::Holds up a sign with a 8.7 on it::
Xelloss: ::Holds up a sign that says 'my score is a secret!':: ^_^
Fibrizo: What are those scores for?
MV: A good Vegeta impersonation!
Fibrizo: Oh ok then.

> he said not lifting his head from his hands. "I
> didn't even hear you come in.

Cell: ::Imitating Bulma:: That's because you unscrewed your head you baka!
MV: ::Imitating Vegeta:: Oy! x_X

> Maybe you have some Saiyan in you after all."

Fibrizo: That is biologically impossible.
Cell: And I thought Vegeta was the smart Saiyajin? Doesn't seem too bright to me.
Xelloss: Maybe because his head isn't on all the way yet. ^_^
MV: Good point.

> Vegeta had heard the concern in his mate's

Cell: So Vegeta's now an Australian? I thought he was a Saiyajin?

> voice and regretted not telling her

MV: About the incident at the Waffle House last week. He really didn't mean to kill the waiter but he just didn't serve his food in time!

> what was bothering him. He lifted his head and looked up at her. "Come here,"

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Vegeta:: I need help putting my head back on.

> he said holding out one of his hands.
>
> She sat down next to him, taking his hand. She frowned at him as she sat down on
> the bed. "Vegeta

Xelloss: ::Imitating Bulma:: Would you like a piece of tape or something to put that back on? ^_^

>, something's wrong, isn't it? Are you going to tell me, or do I
> have to guess?" She arched a brow at him. She was tempted to tease him that she
> could just pull it out of his mind

MV: And since his head was unscrewed right now she could literally do it.

>, but sensed that this wasn't the right time
> to do that.
>
> He snorted.

Fibrizo: That right there is a fragment.
MV: It is. ::Blinks:: Anyway, Vegeta snorted what?
Xelloss: Bad stuff ^_^.
MV: Never mind, you ruined the joke.

> "Woman, you would never guess in a million years."

Cell: ::Imitating Bulma:: Oh yeah! I know I'll guess it sooner than that!
Xelloss: ::Imitating Vegeta:: You're on.
MV: It's time to play 'Guess Vegeta's Secrets' with your host, Hellmaster Fibrizo!
Fibrizo: Time to guess Vegeta's secrets everybody!
MV: The joke ends now. Read on folks! ^_^

> He sighed and tightened

Cell: The bolts on his head.

> his fingers around hers. "The only good thing about this entire
> situation," he remarked

Cell: Does that even belong there?
MV: I don't know ::Remarks:: maybe?
Cell: Just don't talk Majin.
MV: Alright ::Remarks:: I think I can do that!

>, "is that Kakarotto can't power up either." He laughed

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Vegeta:: Oh man that's a funny one!

> again, still sounding bitter. "That will make defeating him a bit easier
> wouldn't you say?"
>
> She drew a breath sharply

Xelloss: And started stabbing Vegeta with it. ^_^
MV: That makes little, if any, sense at all.
Xelloss: Why thank you Majin-san.
MV: Fruitcake!
Xelloss: ^_^

>, her eyes widening. "I thought you... I thought you'd
> promised me that you wouldn't kill him, Vegeta." Her hand shook slightly, at a
> sudden wrenching

MV: Uh-oh she's starting to take out Vegeta's screws, bolts, and nuts!
Xelloss: I thought this was a 'G' fic? ^_^
MV: It is. ::Facefaults:: HENTAI! ::Smacks Xelloss on the head several times::

> sense of loss. "Please, don't kill him. You don't have to prove
> anything anymore, Vegeta. It doesn't matter who is

Fibrizo: Wouldn't a normal person use a contraction instead of 'who is'?
MV: Who said Bulma was a normal person? ^_^
Fibrizo: True.

> the strongest anymore, does it?"
>
> "It's

Fibrizo: See Vegeta used a contraction and he definitely isn't normal.
MV: It's an exception to the rule, deal with it.
Fibrizo: Fine.

> nothing quite so simple as that." Vegeta looked up into her eyes. "I
> suppose I shouldn't

Fibrizo: Again with the contractions.
MV: Stop doing that would you?
Fibrizo: Fine Majin Boring.
MV: ::Facefaults:: What exactly does that mean?
Fibrizo: I dunno.

> blame him," he said, his tone thoughtful. "That baka had no
> idea what he did when he killed Freezer

Cell: ::imitating Vegeta:: Since he killed the Freezer no one can keep there food cold. That baka Kakarotto!
MV: That Freezer joke was bound to come up eventually.

> instead of letting me do it."
>
> Bulma was suddenly confused. "What he did? Freezer was going to destroy
> everything! Including Earth!

Xelloss: Call the fragment police! ^_^ That's the second one so far! ^_^
MV: ::Pretends to grab a phone and pretends to call the fragment police:: Hello. Fragment police? We need. You to. Arrest someone.
Cell: ::Imitating the fragment police:: Gomen. We're. Busy. Today. Call. Again. Later.

> Of course Goku

Cell: ::Imitating Bulma:: Must die *now*!
MV: Not a very good Bulma imitation Cell, they knew each other since childhood baka!
Cell: Do I care?
MV: Nope.

> wanted to protect it. He *had* to kill Freezer. Freezer had already killed everyone
> else, everyone that you hadn't already killed...."
>
> "Freezer killed my father, Bulma," he interrupted

Fibrizo: The television program to give us an important announcement from the White House!
Everyone: Yay!

> impatiently. It occurred to
> him that Bulma had no idea about Saiyan laws and sighed. "I suppose I need to
> explain this to you. So you will understand.

Xelloss: Fragment! ^_^
MV: Since when are you an English major Xel?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
MV: Everything with you is a secret. ::Grunts::

> My desire to kill Kakarotto has nothing to do with

Cell: ::Imitating Vegeta:: The fact that I hate him. Me and Kakarotto are buds you see. I just have to kill him because the almighty Cell told me to do it. All hail Cell!
MV: That definitely does *not* sound like Vegeta and you know it. Plus it makes no sense!
Cell: ::Smirks:: I know.

> the fact that he is stronger that me." He raised an eyebrow at her startled expression.
> "Yes, woman, I can admit that. However, this is
> something you can keep between us."

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Vegeta with a bad Italian accent:: So forget about it!
MV: ::Using that same bad Italian accent:: Mamamea!

> She nodded, wondering what he was getting at.

Xelloss: ::Imitating Bulma:: I'm wondering, what are you getting at? ^_^
Cell: ::Imitating Vegeta:: Why won't you pay attention woman? WHY?!?!?!
Xelloss: ::Back to normal:: I think Cell got into his character a little too much. ^_^
Cell: I am the Prince of all Saiyajins, not Cell!
MV: Uhhh ::Snaps fingers and Cell turns back to normal:: it was a bad circuit. Stupid Dr. Gero!
Cell: I don't have circuits.
MV: Shut up.

> He was admitting that Goku was stronger? But wasn't that the whole point

Fibrizo: On his head?
MV: What?
Fibrizo: He has a point on his head.
MV: Oh yeah you're right. In fact, that point is really sharp!

> of why he was always training, to
> prove himself the strongest in the universe? She'd always thought that his pride
> would never allow him to admit, even to himself, that

MV: He needed a haircut really badly.

> someone could be stronger.
> She'd believed it was that pride that made him always want to defeat Goku.

Xelloss: At a game of chess! ^_^

> Maybe that wasn't it at all?

Cell: Or was it? You decide!

> "You see, for me to become the King of Vegeta-sei

Fibrizo: Such a cleverly named planet. I don't know where I heard the word 'Vegeta' before. ::Pretends to think::
MV: I guess Toriyama-sama was getting lazy with the planet names so he just used Vegeta-sei.
Xelloss: What's a Toriyama-sama? ^_^
Cell: Baka! ::Smacks Xel on the head:: The creator of DBZ!
Xelloss: Oh I see. ^_^

> I would have to kill my father when the time comes." Vegeta watched her face
> carefully for any reaction. "That is the way we have been doing this for years.

Cell: For no apparent reason at all.

> The son would kill the father in
> order to inherit the throne. Unfortunately for me, Freezer killed my father
> while I was still a child. Saiyan law dictates that since my father was dead, I
> would have to defeat his killer before I could ever hope to rule."

MV: But you don't have a planet *to* rule!

> He shook his head. "So you see, when Kakarotto killed Freezer, destroying my chance
> to kill my father's killer, it was transferred to

Cell: ::Imitating Vegeta:: My father's killer's killer. Do you understand?
Fibrizo: Not at all!
MV: Nope!
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^ ::Majin hits Xel on the head:: No!
Cell: You buffoons!!!

> him. I would now have to kill
> Kakarotto to become king."

Fibrizo: Of nothing.

> Bulma gasped. She'd started to think that his anger at Goku stemmed from a

Cell: A tree in the ground.

> desire for vengeance thwarted. When he'd mentioned Freezer killing his father,
> she thought that maybe he'd wanted revenge on Freezer

Xelloss: And his drastic arctic temperatures! ^_^
MV: That was lame.
Xelloss: Was it?
MV: Yes.
Xelloss: ^_^

> , but when Goku had killed
> him, he'd lost his chance and had become angry with Goku. Now she understood
> that it was more, far more, than she could have imagined. "Do you... do you just
> have to defeat him, or do you have to kill him?" she asked in a small voice.

Xelloss: ::Imitating Bulma:: excuse me, my voice is small today. ^_^
MV: What?
Xelloss: my voice is small today. ^_^
MV: Huh?
Xelloss: MY VOICE IS SMALL TODAY! ^_^ ::Clears throat:: excuse me ^_^
MV: That's all you had to say!

> She had the feeling that the answer wasn't going to be one that she would like to
> hear.
>
> "To become King I have to kill him. Or I stay a prince for the rest of my life,"
> Vegeta stated matter-of-factly, with a slight bitter

Cell: Lemon in his hand, hey he was hungry!

> tone to his voice. "Though
> there doesn't seem to be much point

Fibrizo: Except for the one on your head.

> to that now, does there? Considering that
> Vegeta-sei no longer exists."
>
> "Oh

Xelloss: Canada! ^_^
MV: Canada doesn't even exist in your world, how did you know that?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^ ::Majin punched Xelloss before he could finish the line because he was sort of expecting him to say that::

> Vegeta!" Tears welled

Cell: ::Starts to fake crying:: Wahhhh, my tears fell down the well! Help me Lassie!

> up in her eyes as she threw her arms around him.
> Suddenly she understood the pain she'd seen in him earlier. He was too proud to
> give up his title, even without a planet to rule. "Isn't there anything you can
> do?"

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Vegeta with an overly masculine voice:: *Well* I can just get the Dragonballs and wish Freezer back to life then kill him thusly killing my father's killer and becoming the King of the Saiyajins!
MV: And the run-on sentence of the year award goes to Hellmaster Fibrizo! ::Gives Fibrizo a small little bowling trophy::
Fibrizo: ::Back to normal:: You like me? You really like me? I would like to thank everyone who made this possible ::Pulls out a huge list:: individually.
MV: No time!

> she asked tearfully, her voice muffled against his shoulder.
>
> Vegeta held Bulma

Cell: For a ransom of five million dollars!

> against him and sighed. "I suppose as long as I just defeat
> him, I might get around killing that baka."

Fibrizo: But you can't beat him! That's the whole point!

> He lifted his hand up to stroke her

MV: I'm not even gonna comment on that one.
Xelloss: Then I will. ^_^
MV: *NO* don't do it Xel! ::Puts his hands over Xelloss' mouth::
Xelloss: ::Takes Majin's hands off of his mouth:: To stroke her hair.
MV: Nani? ::Glares at Xelloss:: I hate you!
Xelloss: I like hate, hate is good. ^_^
MV: Stupid Mazoku and their stupid desire to feed on negative emotions! ::Grunts::

> hair. It was somewhat comforting to the warrior that Bulma understood his
> dilemma. "I am open for suggestions.

MV: Get a hair cut!
Fibrizo: Get a job!
Cell: Kill Goku in his sleep!
MV: ::Facefaults:: Kill Goku in his sleep?
Cell: Yeah!
MV: Ooooook. Let's continue then.
Xelloss: Have some fuuuuuuun time with your woman!
MV: HENTAI! ::Proceeds to smack Xelloss silly with a bat shaped object::

> I really don't want to kill Kakarotto
> either. It would be a waste."
>
> "A waste?" Bulma pulled back, looking at him in confusion, her face wet with
> tears.

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Bulma:: Can you please dry my face? It's sort of wet with tears right now.
MV: ::Imitating Vegeta:: Certainly!

> "But I thought you hated him. Don't you?"
>
> "If I kill Kakarotto, who will I rule?" he asked with a grin.
>
> Bulma blinked. She hadn't considered that.

Xelloss: Isn't she a genius though? ^_^
MV: Yeah.
Xelloss: She doesn't act like it. ^_^
MV: How nice.

> There weren't too many Saiyans left
> were there?

Everyone: Nope.

> There was Goku and Gohan, and there was his own son, but....

Cell: Nobody remembered Goten!

> There really weren't many Saiyans left. She sniffled again. "If you can't ever be
> king, then that means you're the last Prince, doesn't it?"

Xelloss: What about his son? ^_^
MV: Oh he grows up to be a great big powerful Super Saiyajin who can beat up Cell easily. ::Smirks::
Cell: DIE MAJIN! ::Smacks MV over the head::
MV: @_@

> Vegeta swallowed

Xelloss: ::Looks ready to say something::
MV: Don't even think about saying it!
Xelloss: ::Ignores Majin:: He swallowed his gum! ^_^
MV: ::Facefaults:: *Nani?*
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
MV: Oi!

> and pulled Bulma against him. "Yes," he said as he buried his

Cell: Father in the backyard.

> face into her hair. "Yes it does."
>
> Bulma held him tightly, her face buried

Cell: In the backyard as well.

> against his shoulder again. She could
> feel the pain he was feeling

Xelloss: Since Vegeta was gnawing on her neck. ^_^
MV: ::Pounds Xel on the head without saying a word::

>; she knew how much this hurt him. She pulled back
> from his shoulder and kissed him gently on the cheek. "I'm so sorry, Vegeta. I'm
> sorry that things couldn't be as... as they should have been." Tears were still
> streaming from her eyes. "I wish things could have worked out for you the way
> they should have."

Cell: There is a thing called the *Dragonballs* on this show! You know, they let you *wishes*.
Fibrizo: What's your point?
Cell: Are all of you idiots?
MV: Nope! You can't use the Dragonballs for stuff like that! ::Hits Cell on the back of the head:: Duh!
Cell: Oh. ::Glares at Fibrizo, Xelloss and Majin:: Don't say a word.

> She reached up and stroked his cheek tenderly. "But if they
> had... you and I might not ever have met," she said softly. "I know things might
> have been better for you, had you lived there, but... but to me, you'll always
> be my Prince, planet or no planet."

MV: Uh-oh here we go!
Fibrizo: I'm trying to watch this here! ::Chomps on some popcorn::
MV: Errr gomen.

> Vegeta cupped Bulma's face with his hands and

Cell: Shouted out 'Kamehameha' and ended up killing her.

> brushed the tears away with his
> thumbs. He leaned towards her, rested his forehead against hers and closed his
> eyes. "Thank you," he said softly. "You have no idea how much I needed to hear
> that."
>
> Bulma nodded. It didn't seem to her that she'd done anything special. "Vegeta,
> are you ever going to tell Goku or any of the others about this? It might help
> them, maybe, to understand you...."
>
> "I don't need them to understand me."

MV: ::Imitating Vegeta:: No one is supposed to understand me! I am the mysterious character on the show!

> His tone was suspiciously defensive. "I
> need you to understand me,"

MV: ::Smacks head:: It's starting now!
Fibrizo: What *are* you talking about?
MV: You'll see.

> he said as he looked over shoulder

Xelloss: Over shoulder? ^_^ Which one?
Cell: I'm guessing it was a typo.
Xelloss: Good guess. ^_^

>, focusing on a
> spot on the wall behind her. "I

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Vegeta:: Like this spot on the wall right here, it's pretty!

> couldn't care less what others think of me."
>
> She nodded hesitantly. She wasn't really sure why he didn't want everyone else
> to know about this, but she suspected that pride might be part of it. "Vegeta,
> it doesn't matter to me if you're a prince, or a king, or just a farmer. It's
> you that I care about, not a title." She sighed, and leaned on him thoughtfully.

Fibrizo: How do you lean on someone thoughtfully?
MV: ::Leans on Fibrizo thoughtfully:: I dunno!
Fibrizo: ::Growls:: Get *off*.
MV: Heh whoops I guess I wasn't thinking again! ::Sits back down::

> "But wouldn't it make things easier on you, if they know...?"

Xelloss: A question mark ends the sentence, it shouldn't have three periods before it. ^_^
MV: Is that so...?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu!
MV: I see, jolly good then! ^_^

> "Easier?" One black eyebrow arched. Vegeta turned back to look into her eyes. "I
> don't think

Cell: ::Imitating Vegeta:: That blue is your color girlfriend! ::Snaps fingers:: You should really dye your hair purple!

> that they would be as understanding as you are." He shook his head
> and sighed. "It really doesn't matter."
>
> "As understanding?" She was confused for a moment, and then her face relaxed
> into a smile. "I think you might underestimate them, Vegeta. If I know Goku, he
> might even offer to let you kill him

Cell: Yeah kill Goku and then accidentally 'misplace' the Dragonballs! DIE GOKU DIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MV: Are you feeling alright Cell?
Cell: KILL GOKU!!!!
MV: ::Sweatdrops:: Riiiiiight. ::Taps Cell a few times and he turns back to normal::
Cell: Don't touch me baka!
MV: ::Facefaults::

>, as long as he could get wished back by the
> dragonballs."

Fibrizo: Capital 'D'. Dragonballs, not dragonballs.

> She sighed. "But if you don't want to tell them, then you don't
> have to." She touched his hand gently. "I do love you, Vegeta." She wasn't
> about to tell him that just because *he* didn't want to tell them didn't mean
> that she wouldn't. But she'd bide her time and find the right time to bring it
> up, when Vegeta wasn't around.
>
> ::Why is it every time I hear her say that my insides turn to mush?::

MV: Because you have a chocolate center??
Everyone but MV: Nani?
MV: Exactly!

> he wondered as he gazed into her eyes. She had more power over him than anyone he
> had ever encountered. Bulma had almost no ki to speak of, yet she could bring
> this warrior to his knees by saying three words. ::It's worth it though:: he
> thought as he gazed into her eyes. But he would never admit as much to her, not
> in a million years. "Hmmm, shows what good sense you have," he replied and bent
> his head to kiss her passionately.
>
> She closed her eyes and melted

Cell: ::Imitating Bulma:: I'm meeeeeelting, meeeeeelting! Oh what a world it is!

> into his kiss for several long moments, and then
> her eyes opened as she suddenly remembered something. "Vegeta,"

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Bulma:: I suddenly remembered something!

> she murmured, trying to pull away. When he insistently pulled his mouth against hers
> again, she sighed and pulled away more forcefully. "Vegeta, I am *not* happy with
> you right now!" She glared at him, trying to be angry, but realized that this last
> conversation had defused much of her anger. Still, she didn't want to let him
> know that *quite* yet. He needed to learn to control his violent tendencies, and
> she would do whatever it took to teach him. Well, *almost* whatever it took, at
> least.
>
> "What are you talking about?" Vegeta asked, frowning at her. "What major crime
> have I committed now?"

MV: ::Imitating Bulma:: Besides murder, arson, grand theft auto, manslaughter, assault with a Ki blast, slander, and kidnapping? Nothing.

> Bulma rolled her eyes in annoyance. "Oh, I see.

Fibrizo: I can see clearly now that the rain is gone! I can see all obstacles in my way! It's gonna be a bright bright bright sun shiny day!
MV: Well that was too sappy for my blood.

> So destroying my house AND my workshed is something I should just ignore, is it?"

Everyone: Yes!

> She glared at him even more fiercely. "Vegeta, you could have *killed* someone

MV: But he did kill people.

> with your wanton

Cell: Come to the Wan Ton department store!
MV: That was soooo not funny!
Cell: It was so!

> destruction! You're so worried about me getting hurt, well, youcould

Xelloss: What's a 'youcould'? ^_^
Fibrizo: I think that's like a 'youcan't'.
Xelloss: Oh ok ^_^.

> have hurt me *and* the baby! And at the very least, even though no one *luckily* got
> hurt this time, you completely *destroyed* my workshed! Do you have any idea how
> many hours of work that would have taken to get back again, if Kami hadn't
> reconstructed it? How many months? Some of it would have been irretrievable! There
> are one-of-a-kind prototypes in there! I have state-of-the-art burglary detectors
> and traps in there, and it's not proof against Saiyan destructiveness!"
>
> Vegeta eyed Bulma cautiously before replying. She did have a point.

Cell: Like the one on his head.

> He had put her at risk,

Fibrizo: And he didn't like to play board games with Bulma, she always won.

> her and his unborn son. Something in his stomach clenched

MV: How do you clench your stomach?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
MV: Xelloss no baka! ::Proceeds to smack Xelloss around again::
Xelloss: ^_^

> at the thought. "I guess you're right," he said slowly. "I did put you and Trunks at
> risk didn't I?" He frowned. No, Vegeta didn't like that at all. "I suppose I
> should think before I act, hmmm."
>
> Bulma blinked. She hadn't expected Vegeta to capitulate so easily, and it
> appeased her anger much more quickly than she'd expected. "Really?" she asked in
> surprise. "You'll really be more careful from now on?" Then she considered for a
> moment, and continued in a slightly cynical tone. "Or are you just saying that
> to try to get me to not be angry with you?"
>
> Vegeta rolled his eyes heavenward.

MV: And then a brilliant white light engulfed him.

> "I swear, woman, you have a suspicious mind." He gave a very Saiyan-like snort.

Fibrizo: To who?
MV: Bulma. ::Gives a very Saiyajin-like snort to Fibrizo:: Now you can have one!
Fibrizo: ::Waves a little red flag around:: Yay!

> "I hope you know by now that I would never do
> anything to hurt you. Or the brat." He placed his hand on her still flat
> stomach. He smiled suddenly. "He really is my son. He acts like me."

Everyone: Nani?
Cell: What is he talking about?
MV: I think Vegeta sipped too many Long Island ice teas today.

> She blinked, trying to figure out for a moment what he was talking about

Fibrizo: What *is* he talking about?

>, and then she smiled. "Oh, Trunks?

Xelloss: ::Imitating Bulma:: You like my new pair of trunks? ^_^

> The one from the future? You mean you noticed?" She snorted as well. "What gave it
> away?

Fibrizo: ::Imitating Vegeta:: You just talking about him!

> The lack of trust? His impulsiveness? The fact that he jumps to conclusions without
> thinking things through? His mule-headedness? Or was it just his general bad temper and big mouth?"

Cell: Wow that kid has some bad attitude for not even being born!
MV: You said it.

> When he looked at her like he was about to argue, she leaned forward and whispered
> with her lips almost touching his, "I think it's how incredibly handsome and sexy he
> is, myself."

Everyone: NANI?
MV: You mean Bulma likes her own son? Sick dude!
Xelloss: Isn't that incest? ^_^
MV: ::Facefaults:: Dude that's disgusting! ::Smacks Xel on the back of his head::
Xelloss: ^_^

> With a speed

Cell: ::Starts humming the Speed Racer theme song:: Go Speed Racer go Speed Racer go Speed Racer goooooooooo!
MV: You really need to get your circuits checked or something Cell, you're starting to scare me.
Cell: I *don't* have any circuits you baka! I'm a *biological* android!
MV: So it's not just a clever name then?
Cell: NO! ::Smacks Majin::

> that was unnatural for any other being other than a Saiyan, Vegeta
> had Bulma sitting on his lap and was kissing her fiercely

Xelloss: I didn't know we were watching the Discovery Channel. ^_^
MV: Hentai! ::Smacks Xel around a few times:: We aren't!
Xelloss: Oh silly me! ^_^

> before she knew what hit her. "Kami, I love you," he whispered against her mouth.
>
> ~~OWARI~~

Fibrizo: ::Gets up:: It's over!!!! Finally!
MV: Not quite yet.
Fibrizo: But...
MV: *Not yet*!!! ::Grabs Fibrizo and pulls him back in his seat::

> Note: We aren't going to be continuing this

Xelloss: We ran out of credits! ^_^

>, it's just a snippet. But we thought a few people might enjoy it nonetheless.
> Besides, if we continued, it would be lemon.

MV: Most likely. ::Blinks as the fanfic turns off:: *Now* we can leave! ::Disappears in a cloud of smoke::
Xelloss: Good! ::Teleports to go and annoy his Slayers cast mates::
Cell: Bye Fibrizo! ::Walks out of the theater::
Fibrizo: ::Is tied up in a rope:: I'm gonna kill that baka Majin! ::The rope burns:: GAAAAH! ::Runs outside and the sound of a car speeding away is heard::

END!

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