The MSTing of What He Wants
By: Majin Vegeta
Original Fic: Vegeta's Malevolent Angel

Disclaimer: The author’s permission was granted for this, in fact it was a request. (I love it when people request me to butcher their fics, it makes me feel all tingly inside. ^_^) I’d never MST a fic without the author’s permission.

Notes: If you don’t know who the cast of this MST will be, I am utterly and totally shocked by you! Just kidding, I really ain’t shocked at all. Anyway, the cast of this MST is still Vegeta from Dragonball Z, Lina and Amelia from Slayers, and Kuno from Ranma 1/2. Oh, and I don’t own those shows or characters, so don’t sue me! Please? Also, this is the last MST for this cast, it’s gonna change next time. The theme song is also going to change next time (yep, *the* theme song). Oh, and there is going to be a guest appearance by a character.

Warning: Don’t read this if you’re expecting a classic piece of literature, my name isn’t Leo Tolstoy or Mark Twain or something. ^_^

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In the not too distant future
In fact, it’s right now.
There was a group of anime characters
Very different from you and me
They were from different shows
That Majin liked to watch
They did their best to be cool
So Majin got an idea and shot them into space

Majin: 
“I'll send them lots of fanfics
Just because I can (la la la)
They'll have to sit and watch them all
And I'll monitor their minds!” (la la la)

Now keep in mind they can't control
Where the fics begin or end
Because Majin used those special parts
To build his high tech screen

MSTer roll call!

Vegeta (I am.....IRON MAN!)
Kuno (I think I’m turning Japanese, I’m turning Japanese. I really think so!)
Lina (I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs. Chili's baby back ribs!)
Amelia (My sister is Pretty Sammy!)

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe
And other science facts (la la la)
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a fic,
and I should really just relax!"

For Majin Science Theater 6000!

TWAAAAAANG!

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~~~Some zany (American sitcom) music starts playing~~~

Ahhh, another wonderful day on the Satellite of Love. Our four zany MSTers are bound to get into some zany adventures today. Let’s watch!

~~~End music~~~

Majin Science Theater 6000 is taped in front of a live studio audience, well not really, but let’s just pretend it is.

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Kuno walks into view, suddenly a loud applause fills the room. “Hello everybody, it is I, Takewaki Kuno! Thou shall worship now!” Now a tired old laugh track plays, as Kuno strikes a pose with a big-fake smile plastered on his face.

Suddenly the sound of somebody knocking on the door comes from nowhere. Soon, the sound of a door opening is heard and Vegeta comes into view. Loud applause and the occasional ‘whoo!’ sound are then heard. “Hi Kuno, it’s your favorite neighbor!”

Kuno blinks, “Ummm, you’re not my neighbor Vegeta. Now worship my fans, *worship* at the altar of Kuno!!!!!”

Vegeta gave Kuno a strange look, “Riiiight. Do you even have fans you baka?” the spiky haired Saiyajin Prince asked acidly.

Before Kuno could sweatdrop or respond for that matter, Majin’s screen floated downwards and his evil grin appeared. “Konnichawa my favorite group of MSTers!” he said happily, then soon coughed the words ‘not really!’.

“I hate you.” Vegeta said banally as he narrowed his eyes at the screen.

Majin just continued smiling, “Yes, I know Vegeta-sama! You’re soooo kind to me!” he then cackled, and stopped abruptly. “Anyway, this is your last fic to MST my friends! It’s a DBZ ficcy...and it’s a little unsafe for Amelia to read. This is why I am sending Xelloss-sama up there with you, Amelia is gonna come with me!”

Amelia suddenly walks in, “Huh? Did you say my name Majin-san?”

“Yep!” Majin replied. Soon, Amelia disappeared from sight and Xelloss was standing in her place. “Okay my friends, here ya go!”

A little screen floated down with Amelia’s face on it. “Hi Xelloss-san! Hi Kuno-san! Hi Ve-”

“Amelia......., shut up.” Majin said blandly, this was followed by the sound of a slight Amelia pout.

Xelloss looked around, “Oh, I’m back here again. Whoopy.”

Soon some flashing red lights went off, and Lina walked in. “We have fanfic sign again! Huh, why the hell are you here Xelloss?”

Before the Trickster Priest could say his trademark line, the four MSTers entered the series of familiar six doors.

6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...

> Disclaimer:  I don't own DBZ

Vegeta: Thank Kami.
Xelloss:  ::Imitating Kami:: You’re welcome. ^_^

> or any of the characters.

> A/N: 

Kuno:  ::Blinks:: What’s this ‘A/N ‘ thing and what has it come for?
Lina: It probably came to suck our blood and kill us all.
Kuno: Ummmmm, I don’t think it’s Count Dracula Lina.
Lina: Then you shouldn’t have asked!
Kuno: Good point...

> Okay, single quotations ('blah')

Lina: That’s how this fic will be, blah.

> mean

Kuno: ....you probably stopped reading by now.

> someone is thinking.

Xelloss: That someone is a smart fellow. He actually uses his noggin. ^_^
Vegeta: What the hell are you so fruity?
Xelloss: Why is your hair pointy Vegeta? We won’t know, now will we? ^_^
Vegeta: What the hell are you talking about?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
Vegeta: GAH! ::Punches Xelloss::

> (~~~~~~~~~~~) Indicates

Lina: ....obsessive holding down of the key that makes tildes.

> scene changes or a couple hours passing by,

Xelloss: A couple of hours passing by in Dragonball Z time would take about twenty episodes. ^_^
Vegeta:  ::Glares at Xel:: Oh *shut* up.

> pretty self-explanatory stuff here.

Kuno: Can you explain it to me? I don’t understand.
Lina: Go figure, ya baka.
Kuno:  ::Sweatdrop::

> He stood alone

Vegeta: ....by himself.

> looking out over the archipelago,

Kuno: Oh look, it’s Japan!
Xelloss: Is this fic a tourism commercial? Because if it is, I’m leaving.
^_^

> his face showing inner turmoil,

Lina: If it was *inner* turmoil, how did his face manage to show it?

> anger, grief, all of the emotions he could think of,

Xelloss: He only could think of grief, anger, and inner turmoil? What a
happy fellow. ^_^

> he was going through. This was not how he wanted to be spending his life, standing here,

Kuno: ....so he decided on sitting down.

> in utter confusion as to how he was going to take the next steps toward his
future. His plan, when he was a young, obnoxious boy-

Lina: If this guy is who I think it is, he’s *still* obnoxious.
Vegeta:  ::Scowls:: Nobody asked for your opinion.
Lina:  ::Shrugs:: And nobody asked for your comment. ^_^
Vegeta: SHUT UP!
Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: Yes master.

> that's all he really was-

Kuno: The hyphen is not a toy, do *not* overuse the hyphen.

Note: Yes, I got that joke from the Daily Show. See a pattern forming with stuff from that show yet? ^_^

> who got everything he wanted, was to take over the universe

Xelloss: Why doesn’t anybody say, want to capitalize on the universe? ^_^
Vegeta: Because fruitcake, that would literally take a lifetime.
Xelloss: And taking over the universe wouldn’t? ^_^
Vegeta:  ::Glares at Xel:: Oh *shut* up!
Xelloss: ^_^

> and then do as he liked with it.

Xelloss:  ::Chuckles:: The universe isn’t a cheap toy for you to play with Vegeta. ^_^
Vegeta:  ::Punches Xelloss all predictable like::
Lina: I see a pattern forming here.
Kuno: Me too.
Xelloss: ^_^

> It was not his plan to be stuck here, on this derelict,

Kuno: Uhhhh, I think this guy got Pluto mixed up with the Earth again.

> half-assed,

Xelloss: Sorta like a fic Majin writes is. ^_^
Lina: That is *so* true.

> sorry excuse for a planet.

Lina: Vegeta, if that is you, why the hell don’t you just *fly* away?
Vegeta: *Shut up.*

>This was not what he wanted for himself.

Xelloss: ....he wanted a full-assed, sorry excuse for a planet. ^_^
Kuno: Nani?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
::Xel gets punched by Lina *and* Vegeta::
Xelloss: ^_^

> "I can make split second decisions

Kuno:  ::Imitating Vegeta:: ....as opposed to conjoined minute decisions. ::Drum roll::
Vegeta: BAKA! Never imitate me again!
Kuno:  ::Back to normal:: Errr, okay.

> in battle. I can determine a being's,

Xelloss:  ::Imitating Miss Cleo:: ....favorite cereal with my tarot cards, mon. ^_^

> an entire race's existence without even thinking.

Lina:  ::Imitating Vegeta::...and I could think without determining an entire race’s existence, ain’t I special?
Vegeta: *Shut up!!!!*
Lina:  ::Back to normal:: How about...no?
Vegeta: How about, YES?!?!
Lina: Naw, not today thanks.
Vegeta: #&*^#^&^@&^&^@

> Yet I've been standing here for the past day

Kuno: ....waiting in line for the brand new roller coaster at Disney World.

> and can still not decide if I want to live the rest of my life with this 
woman." He looked up at the sky above him.

Xelloss:  ::Imitating Vegeta:: Oh heavens above, help me make my decision. ^_^
Lina:  ::Imitating an ominous voice from above:: No, I have other work to do. Like, I have to make the Rams win the next Super Bowl like little Jimmy asked in his prayers.

> 'Her eyes and hair are the color of the sky,

Vegeta:  ::Arches eyebrows:: What the hell, this fanfic version of me is...not me at all.

> even if I leave her I will still be reminded of her beauty everyday.'

Kuno: So don’t leave her. Problem solved, fanfic over. The end.

> He continued to look out over his surroundings,

Lina:  ::Imitating a nature show narrator:: We now see the elusive Vegeta in his natural habitat.

> wanting a plane,

Kuno: Not the kind of plane that crashes in China and causes a national crisis, mind you.

> Piccolo,

Xelloss: Why do you want a piccolo Vegeta? Are you trying to be like the pied piper? ^_^
Vegeta:  ::Growls:: Oh, shut the hell up you freaking fruitcake!
::Punches Xel repeatedly::
Xelloss: ^_^

> Gohan,

Xelloss: Hmmm, I never knew you were a child molester Vegeta! ^_^
Vegeta:  ::Continues pummeling Xel::
Kuno: I’m so glad Majin said this was our last fic to MST.
Lina: Yeah, me too. Popcorn?
Kuno: No, I’m good, thanks.

> anybody or anything so he could let out some of the growing anger

Lina: Which is *not* related to the show Growing Pains.

> at his feelings that he was experiencing.

Kuno: An anger management class would work wonders.
Vegeta:  ::Scowls:: Did anybody ask you?
Kuno: Uhhh, no.
Vegeta: Then SHUT YOUR TRAP!
Kuno: .....

> "Mom, is the milk warmed up enough yet?"

Every body:  ::Blink::
Kuno: Why is Vegeta asking his...ummm mother...if the milk is warmed up?
Vegeta: I’m confused, what just happened? It couldn’t have been a scene change because there wasn’t any tildes indicting a scene change.
Lina:  ::Shrugs:: Well, it was a scene change....I guess. The tildes just forget it was.

> Bulma asked from the couch where she was sitting

Kuno:  ::Sarcastically:: Sitting on a couch? ::Gasp:: That’s unheard of!

> with a crying Trunks.

Xelloss: You’d cry too if your name was Trunks. ^_^

> "No,

Vegeta: ....is what you’re supposed to say to drugs.

> I don't think so yet,

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma’s mother:: ...I don’t think at all, as a matter of fact. Teehee!

> honey." Mrs. Briefs answered from the kitchen after squirting some of the liquid

Xelloss: Uh-oh, somebody made a mess. ^_^
Lina:  ::Facefault:: I’m hearing some weird, underlying sexual message here. ::Smacks Xel:: So, that’s what you get!
Xelloss: Why thank you Lina-chan. ^_^

> from the bottle on her wrist.

Kuno: Errr, how do you attach a bottle to your wrist?
Vegeta: With good adhesive. ::Drum roll::

> "Well, could you turn

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....your head three hundred and sixty degrees like that girl in the Exorcist does?

> the heat up a little then? Trunks is getting very irritated."

Xelloss: Trunks is irritated because he is named after clothing, he 
rather be named something like Strawberry. ^_^
Vegeta: What the hell?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
Vegeta: Baka! ::Punches Xel::

> "I bet he is, all that boy does it eat and eat and eat.

Xelloss: Wouldn’t he die like a goldfish does when they eat too much then? ^_^

> Then he sleeps sometimes."

Kuno:  ::Imitating Mrs. Briefs:: ......and after that, he eats some more!!!!

> "Oh no, mom!

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma:: You just spilled some sodium hydroxide on
Trunks’ head!!!! ARE YOU A COMPLETE IDIOT OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?

> Trunks does lots of things, he

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ...pimps Marron, makes secret plans with baby Goten, and oh, sometimes he even builds a time machine and goes back in the past to warn everybody about androids!

> throws his toys across the room,

Xelloss: Like father, like son. ^_^
Vegeta:  DIE! ::Powers up to Super Saiyajin and pummels Xel a lot::
Xelloss: ^_^

> he undresses himself all the time.

Xelloss: Behind the Porno Star:  Trunks Briefs. ::Pauses and uses a narrative voice:: It all started when little Trunks was a baby; he undressed himself all the time. Soon, at the humble age of four, the little Saiyajin started posting nude pictures of himself on the internet. This was the beginning of his career. ^_^
Vegeta: BAKA! ::Wallops Xel some more::

> Why yesterday I saw him crush

Kuno:  ::Singing:: It’s just, a little crush...
Lina:  ::Punches Kuno:: Now Kuno dearest ::Bats eyelashes all kawaii like:: what have we learned?
Kuno: Ow! @_@ Well, I learned that singing pop songs that aren’t really that good results in physical violence.
Lina: Exactly!

> a glass with his little hands. I was so proud of him,

Xelloss: For breaking something that could be slightly valuable? I’m confused, humans are so silly. ^_^

> he's going to be so

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....mighty, powerful, and fearsome, but not anymore powerful, mighty, or fearsome than his father, of course!

> strong like his....."

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....diaper’s odor.

> Bulma stopped short of finishing the sentence.

Xelloss:  ::Imitating the sentence:: Thanks a lot, you big jerk! ^_^

> She looked down into her lap as silent tears

Kuno: Silent tears, ‘Silent Night’, Quiet Riot, is everything silent these days?
Vegeta: ....
Xelloss: .....
Lina: .....
Kuno: Nevermind, that just answered my question.

> began to fall. She tried so hard not to think about Vegeta, but most
everything that came out of her mouth was related to him in some way.

Lina: I can see how phlegm may be related to Vegeta, but how do explain vomit, blood, saliva, or other bodily fluids?
Vegeta: Oh shut the hell up!
Lina: Umm, no thanks.
Vegeta: #%^$#%&^%$#%#$

> Her son looked at her with a soft expression, an expression that would never
cross his father's face. She smiled and kissed him on the forehead. He was
such a loving boy,

Xelloss: ....but not the Jerry Springer kind, thankfully. ^_^

> she may be able to get along without Vegeta as long as she had him.

> Vegeta had made up his mind.

Vegeta:  ::Imitating himself:: Yep, Trunks is a dumb name.
Lina: What about your name? It’s almost vegetable for Kami’s sake.
Vegeta:  ::Back to normal...errr which would mean he’s himself again I guess?:: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Kuno: Well, here we go again.

> He would go back to the Briefs residence and continue his training,

Xelloss: Hmmm, where else could he find a gravity room? ^_^

> but he would in no way make any sacrifices for that woman and her brat. He
would take her

Lina: Take her where? To the mall? To the village? To the video arcade? Where?
Kuno: Ummmm, you know what it means, right?
Lina: Oh, yeah, of course I do.
Kuno: Good.

> when he wanted her and that was the only time, if she wanted it

Xelloss: The ‘it’ of course being....
Lina:  ::Punches Xel before he can finish::

> and he was tired, well then she would just have to make due. She had hands.

Lina: I really didn’t want to read that. @_@
Kuno: Me neither. @_@
Xelloss: Hmmmm, you know, we all have hands. ^_^
::Lina and Kuno facefault, Vegeta just rolls his eyes::

> With that thought he took off in the direction of Capsule Corp.

> "What a good boy, you drank

Kuno: How did he manage to drink? I thought all he could do was eat and sleep. ::Looks confused::

> all of your

Lina:  ::Imitating Mrs. Briefs:: ....alcohol. Good job, my little drunkard grandson! ^_^

> milk." Mrs. Briefs exclaimed.

Lina: Uhhh, exclamations usually end with exclamation marks. Duh!

> "Of course! All he does is eat and sleep, remember."

Kuno: But he didn’t eat the milk, he drank it. Oi, I’m so confused. @_@

> Bulma mocked. "I mean seriously,

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....Nirvana was *so* much better than Pearl Jam was, deal with it!

Note: I honestly don’t believe that, although I do like Nirvana better than Pearl Jam. (Does anybody care?)

> he hasn't eaten us out of house and home yet.

Xelloss:  ::Imitating Bulma:: Goku however, has done that twice. Of course, this house is so much better than our first two anyway. ^_^

> It's not like....."

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma:: .....this thing, ::Points:: it’s more like *that* thing! ::Points again::

> She didn't have time to finish her sentence because she was cut

Kuno: ....and pasted on to a webpage.
Vegeta: What the hell? That wasn’t even the least bit funny, ahou.
Kuno:  ::Sweatdrop::

> off by Vegeta opening the door.

Xelloss:  ::Sounds trumpets:: Here comes His Highness.....errr Shortness rather. ^_^
Vegeta:  ::Punches Xel repetitively yet again::
Xelloss: ^_^

> "Woman, we need to talk."

Lina:  ::Imitating Vegeta:: ....about our long distance plan.

> He looked over to Bulma's mother, "You, out."

Xelloss: Obviously Vegeta wears the pants....I mean the spandex suits....in this household. ^_^
Vegeta:  ::Punches Xel yet again::
Xelloss: ^_^

> Often seeing Vegeta in this sort of mood

Kuno: A comma would love to be inserted right there in the sentence, but it wasn’t. The poor, poor comma.
::Everyone but Kuno sweatdrops::

> Mrs. Briefs hastily left the room.

> After her mother had left, Bulma sat

Lina:  ::Gasp:: Sitting down? What will they think of next, standing up?

> Trunks down and ran up to Vegeta.

Xelloss: ....and soon ran *into* him. ^_^

> Draping her arms around his neck

Kuno:  ::Coughs:: *Comma* ::Coughs::

> she pressed her lips against his and attempted to get her tongue in

Vegeta:  ::Imitating a bodyguard at a bar:: If you is under 21, you ain’t gettin’ in foo!
::The voice of MV booms::
Voice of MV: Hmmmm? Why are you calling for Fuu? Well, hold on, let me get her.
::Waiting music starts playing, then the voice of Fuu comes from that place::
Voice of Fuu: Yes, did somebody call me?
Vegeta:  ::Back to normal:: Errr, no. ::Sweatdrop:: Majin is a baka.
Voice of Fuu: Oh, okay. Sayonara!

Note: Hehe, I couldn’t resist doing a Magic Knight Rayearth joke, even though it was really corny. ^_^

> between his clenched teeth. She pulled her head back and looked into his 
eyes confused.

> "Vegeta, aren't you glad to see me?"

Vegeta: Not really, no.
Xelloss: You’re only saying that because Majin is making us watch this thing, if he wasn’t then you would say ‘yes.’ ^_^
Vegeta: I wouldn’t bother reading fanfiction, baka, I’d actually be there doing it!
Xelloss: Oh yeah! ^_^

> She searched his face

Lina:  ::Blinks:: Oh, this is the low budget, pilot-episode of Search Party!

> for a confirmation

Kuno:  ::Imitating a priest:: You are confirmed, my son.
Xelloss:  ::Imitates organ music::

> that he was here to make things up.

Vegeta:  ::Imitating himself:: Yep, the sky is a nice shade of green today because a painter painted it green.
Lina: I don’t get it...
Vegeta:  ::Back to normal, errr well he was imitating himself so...whatever, you get the point:: I was making things up, get it?
Lina: Ooooooh, how....clever.
Vegeta: That better not be sarcasm.
Lina: It *isn’t!*

> She found nothing of the sort. "I'm so glad you came back, I knew you would
come back, there's no honor

Kuno:  ::Starts singing ‘The Glory of Love’ (the theme song from Karate Kid part 2)::

> in just up

Xelloss: How exactly does one just up? ^_^
Vegeta: Well, I think it involves a poorly written script and omitting words.
Xelloss: Ooooh, I get it now. *That’s* how you just up. ^_^
Vegeta: Errr, whatever.

> and leaving like that. It would be cowardly to not accept what we have
created."

Lina:  ::Imitating Vegeta:: Uhhhh, the Garden of Eden?

> She looked back at her son as if to prove her point to him.

> "I'm not here to make up."

Vegeta:  ::Imitating himself:: I’m here to play Diablo II, woman.

> He replied in his usual unfaltering voice.

Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: Vegeta has an unfaltering voice? No, never.
Vegeta: Oh, shut the hell up.
Lina:  ::Still being cynical:: I haven’t heard you say *that* before.
Vegeta: #&^@&%#

> 'Maybe this will be easier than I thought.' "I'm going to make a deal

Kuno:  ::Imitating the host of the old game show ‘Let’s Make a Deal:: So, let’s make a deal!

> with you. You think you love me

Xelloss:  ::Singing:: ....so what are you so afraid of? ^_^

> so you will have the pleasure of

Lina:  ::Imitating Vegeta:: .....getting to go on Treasure Island.

> me staying around.

Xelloss: How is that a pleasure, Vegeta? ^_^
Vegeta:  ::Pounds Xel yet again::
Xelloss: ^_^

> I don't want a relationship with you, and I don't want a relationship with
the brat over there."

> "So why stay here?"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating himself:: It’s cheaper than a motel.

> She asked him, tears beginning to make hot paths

Kuno:  ::Imitating Robin:: Holy hot paths Batman!

> down her cheeks.

> "Because, if I leave,

Xelloss:  ::Imitating Vegeta:: ....I won’t be here anymore. ^_^

> I don't get to use the

Xelloss:  ::Imitating Vegeta:: ....wonderful outhouse in your backyard. ^_^
Vegeta:  ::Punches Xel for no reason::

> Gravity Room,

Kuno: The gravity room was so important it decided to become a proper noun and be capitalized. Yay for the Gravity Room!
::Lina and Xelloss sweatdrop, Vegeta just punches Kuno for mocking something he had said in the fic::
Kuno: Itai! What was that for? @_@
Vegeta: I felt like it.
Kuno: Oi vei!

> and lets face it,

Lina:  ::Starts singing:: ....if we don’t then well shame on us. It’s time that we face, let’s try to erase it, if we don’t then well shame on us.

Note: It’s a Mighty Mighty Bosstones song, in case you didn’t know. ^_^

> I need that thing to improve my training. Plus......"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating himself:: .....I get to boss you humans around.

> He looked at her with one eyebrow cocked up "......the sex is good."

Vegeta: Damn straight.
Xelloss: Oh, that’s why you stayed there Vegeta. I see now. I would stay too. ^_^
Vegeta: BAKA! I DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU’RE IMPLYING! ::Pummels Xel once again::
::Suddenly, the voice of MV booms::
Voice of MV: I don’t think the ‘pummeling Xel to a bloody pulp’ angle is getting big laughs anymore...
Vegeta: OH SHUT THE HELL UP YOU AHOU! NONE OF YOUR JOKES GET BIG LAUGHS, ANYWAY!
Voice of MV: Neither is the ‘mocking the great and all powerful author’ angle, but oh well. Ciao!!!
Lina: What did he mean by angle?
Kuno: Don’t ask, don’t tell...right?
Lina: I guess.

> He moved to her until he could whisper in her ear. "Not that it's good
solely because of you, you aren't that special."

Kuno: It’s the anti-after school special, complete with put-downs and everything!

> She pulled back from him abruptly and turned away, facing him with
her back.

Xelloss: Which would be obvious from the first part of the sentence. ^_^

> "Well what makes you think you're so special?"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating himself:: My union.
Kuno:  ::Blinks:: You mean, the Saiyajin Royalty Union, right?
Vegeta:  ::Nods:: Yep, the good old SRU.

> She tried her hardest

Lina: Well, it’s not good enough! Try harder!

> to choke back the sobs that were threatening to spill

Xelloss:  ::Imitating one of the sobs:: Give me all of your money, or else I will spill! ^_^
Lina:  ::Also imitating one of the sobs:: Yeah, and don’t forget the Dragonballs, or we’ll be a paper towel’s worst nightmare!

> out of her at any moment. He just looked at her without saying a word.
"I'll tell you what makes you special." She got a spurt of confidence and
turned back around ust in time

Vegeta: Ust in time? ::Blinks:: What, did the author decide to switch into German for a second then finish the sentence in English?

> to see his steady gaze hit the floor.

Kuno: *CRACK!* ::Imitating the gaze:: Bad floor!

> 'I'm getting somewhere.'

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma:: Yes, I am getting somewhere! Thank goodness for the directions I got to get somewhere! ::Drum roll::

> "What makes you special is your peculiar idea of lovemaking, which isn't
lovemaking at all. Do you know what it is?

Xelloss:  ::Imitating Vegeta:: Uhhh, pornography? ^_^

> It's raw,

Lina:  ::Imitating a random wrestler:: Just like the WCW!

Note: Or is that the WWF? I dunno, I’m not a wrestling fan. @_@

> animalistic sex, that's what it is. There is no passion coming from you. I
try my hardest to pretend that you love me."

Kuno: Oh look, it’s the beginning lyrics to any given boy band song.

> Unbeknownst to Bulma, her feet had moved of their own accord,

Xelloss: Oh great, we suddenly got a cut scene from the Riverdance! ^_^

> and she was now standing nose to nose with the Mighty Prince of Saiyans.

Vegeta: Damn straight, my title best be capitalized or else I’ll go bust a Ki blast in your ass!

> "It physically hurts me every time we have

Kuno:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....ice cream. Ice cream hurts me so much,
Vegeta. Don’t you understand?!?!?!

> sex. Do you know that? When we are in bed we are having what is supposed to
be a pleasurable experience by two people who are in love with each other, but

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma:: .....we end up watching the XFL instead.

> you make it into something completely different."

> "What hurts you so badly that you feel the need to complain about it?"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Bulma:: Don’t you see Vegeta? Poor, innocent dolphins get caught in soda rings every day. It hurts me so much to know that those poor dolphins are suffering! Oh, boo hoo, boo hoo hoo!
::Xelloss sweatdrops::

> "You want to know what you do to me?

Vegeta:  ::Starts taking notes::

> You seriously want to know what you do to me?"

Xelloss:  ::Imitating Bulma:: You force me to read......::Cues dramatic music:: the new adult-rated Harry Potter book, ‘Chronicles of the Deadly Nymphomaniac Wizard Sid.’

Note: I just made that up, obviously. ~_^ So all of you Harry Potter fans, don’t get your Goblets of Fire all twisted up in a knot. (Whatever that means...)

> She searched him for an answer but got none.

Xelloss: .....so, she decided on using excite.com to search for an answer. ^_^

> "Fine I'll show you

Kuno:  ::Imitating the guy from the Honeymooners:: ...bang, pow, straight to the moon!

> what you do." She unbuttoned her jeans

Xelloss: *Now* we’re getting somewhere. ^_^
Vegeta:  ::Hits Xel a multitude of times::

> and pulled them, along with her

Xelloss: Oh, that is open for so many jokes. ^_^
Vegeta: Don’t even think about it.
Xelloss:  ::Playing dumb:: Think about what? ^_^
Vegeta:  ::Punches Xel:: Nevermind, just don’t talk.
Xelloss: ^_^

> underwear,

Kuno: Hey Lina, there’s something under there! ::Randomly points::
Lina:  ::Blinks:: What? Under where?
Kuno:  ::Mock laughs:: Hehe, I made you say underwear!
Lina:  ::Sweatdrop:: Oh, that’s really mature.
Kuno: It was a joke...
Lina: Still...
Kuno: Oi!

> down to her knees. She pulled up her shirt

Xelloss:  ::Starts playing cheesy music::

> to expose

Lina: Yay, it’s time for Exposure on Sci-fi!

> grapefruit

Xelloss: So, that’s what she calls them. Wow, what big grapefruit. ^_^
Vegeta:  ::Beats Xel to a bloody pulp::
Xelloss: ^_^

> sized bruises that were now fading into an ugly yellow,

Kuno:  ::Imitating the yellow:: That is *so* colorist of you!

> around her hips. She turned around to show him more fading bruises along with
carpet burns

Xelloss:  : Imitating a pyromaniac:: Hehehehe, burn carpet, BURN! ^_^
Lina:  ::Facefault:: That was *so* messed up.

> along her back and shoulders. He had seen wounds a thousand times worse on
the battlefield, but he was still forced to look away. "I got

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Bulma:: .....mail. Wow, I wonder if my e-mail from Chichi came back yet?

> these a week ago, the last time we had

Kuno:  ::Imitating Bulma:: .....pizza. See, I told you pizza was bad for me, but did you listen? Nooooo.

> sex. You grabbed my hips and started pumping

Xelloss: Hmmm, what are ya Vegeta? A shotgun? ^_^
Vegeta: Damn straight..
Kuno: Errr, do you even know what a shotgun is?
Vegeta: Shut up.

> for all you were worth.

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma:: Which would be about.....2,571 yen!

> You shoved me along my floor.

Lina:  ::Imitating Officer Bob Brady from South Park:: Move along folks! There’s nothing to see here!

> We were 5 feet

Kuno: Count it, five feet! FIVE! The number before six, that’s right, I said five!
Xelloss: I don’t get it. ^_^
Lina: Neither do I.
Vegeta: Me either, ahou.
Kuno: Aheh. ::Sweatdrop::

> away from

Xelloss:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....Tom Hanks, but you had to pull me away from him! YOU JERK! I was just about to get his autograph, too! ^_^

> my bed, yet you couldn't let me move to get up there. Are you remembering
this?"

Vegeta: No, not in the least. Hmmm, I know why, it’s fiction.

> He was still unable to meet her fiery

Lina: Fiery, as in Earth, Wind, and Fire’s new name Earthy, Windy, and Fiery.
Kuno:  ::Blinks:: Fiery? Windy? ::Blinks:: What is this, Cardcaptor Sakura day?
Lina: Errr, it just might be!

Note: Yes, that was a horrible joke that I shall never repeat again. I’m so ashamed of myself. (No, I’m not.) LOL ^_^

> gaze. "I hope you are because

Kuno:  ::Singing:: ....Jaine’s got a gun. The dark days just begun.

> it hurts me to no end to have to show you this and tell you this.

Vegeta: Wow, that sentence had a lot of verb action going on.

> You can't see it now because

Xelloss:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....you didn’t get your glasses like I told you to! ^_^

> it heals a lot faster than bruises do, but I don't know how many times I've
had split lips because you kiss me so hard.

Xelloss: Is that even possible? ^_^;;

> When most people are basking in the afterglow of

Kuno:  ::Imitating Bulma:: .....Everclear’s CD ‘So Much for the Afterglow.’

> passionate lovemaking, I'm sitting

Xelloss: On the bed? Don’t people go to the bathroom to do that? ^_^
Lina: Errr, Xelloss, I think you misread ‘sitting’ and added a ‘h’ in there.
Xelloss: Oh, so I did. ^_^ So I did. ^_^ Oops, I’m so clumsy. ^_^
Lina: You did it on purpose, didn’t ya?
Xelloss: Who, me? ^_^
Lina:  ::Cracks Xel:: No, Kuno! OF COURSE I MEAN YOU!
Xelloss: ^_^

> there worried that my lip or my face, or any other place you might have put
in a little too much strength, wont

Kuno: Wont? What’s a wont? Isn’t that the sound the adults in Charlie Brown make?
Vegeta:  ::Imitating said adults in Charlie Brown:: Wont wawa wont wawa wawa!
Kuno:  ::Sweatdrop::
Vegeta:  ::Back to normal:: By the way, ahou, wont is a *real* word with a *real* meaning. BAKA!
Kuno:  ::Another sweatdrop::

> swell up, then the entire world would think I was in an abusive relationship."

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....either that or a crazy cult that injuries themselves.

> She pulled her pants up and walked over to pick up Trunks.

Lina: ....since she felt so hurt, she decided on putting a pair of trunks over her pants.

Note: I know, I mock his name too often. ^_^ But hey, I’d mock names like ‘Shampoo’ and stuff to. ^_^

> "I even fake my orgasms

Xelloss:  ::Chuckles::
Vegeta:  ::Punches Xel:: SHUT UP!

> to make you think that I'm spent,

Kuno:  ::Imitating a person who talks ‘slick’:: ....like a three dollar bill, cha-ching!

> in hopes that you will quit for the night. And you know why I continue to
let you do this to me? I do it because I know you don't know you are doing it.

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ...you insensitive bastard!

> Because if you knew you would have made it easier

Xelloss:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....to call somebody collect. ^_^

> on me a long time ago.

Xelloss: ....in a galaxy far far away. ^_^ Oh wait, I got a movie confused with Dragonball Z. Oops. ^_^

> And because I think that deep

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....I’m not a shallow thinker!
Kuno:  ::Imitating a classic late night drum roll::

> down in your heart you really love me, and you really love Trunks."

Xelloss:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ...and pants, and skirts, and...
Vegeta: For Kami’s sake, put the damnable joke to rest!

> Her voice grew soft.

Kuno: Ewwww, isn’t that a sign of voice rot?

> "I also know that I love you to no end."

Xelloss:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....on camera, anyway. Off camera I love Goku, of course! Teehee! ^_^
Vegeta:  ::Punches/kicks/Ki attacks Xelloss several hundred times (quite literally)::

> How had he not noticed any of this?

Lina: Bulma had an HMO! ::Drum roll::

> After 2 years

Kuno: Two years people! That’s...over six hundred days we’re talking about!

> of being with this woman why had not noticed?

Lina: I told you already! Sheesh, pay attention to me fic!

> Had he been so blinded by lust and anger at himself that he could be so
ignorant to what he was doing? He finally gathered the courage

Xelloss:  ::Imitating the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz:: C-c-c-courge! ^_^

Note: I know I saw this joke somewhere, but I forget where. If it’s from another MST I read, sorry for taking the joke. ^^;;;

> to speak.

Lina:  ::Singing:: Don’t speak, I know what you’re thinking, and I don’t need your reasons. Don’t tell me ‘cause it hurts! ::Stops singing:: Wow, what a fitting song.

> "I didn't mean to do any of that." He whispered, his voice hoarse.

Vegeta:  ::Imitating the sounds of a horse trotting::

Note: Haha! Get it? Horse trotting, hoarse? Okay, that joke sucked. ^_^

> "You aren't going to apologize for all the pain you have caused me?
Because if you aren't I

Kuno:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....will have the release the doves, and you won’t like it when I do that!

> have plenty of other things I can show you or tell you that are a lot worse
than a couple of bruises.

Kuno:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....stuff like.....Piccolo and Gohan lemons! Bwahahaha!

> I've had broken ribs, a dislocated shoulder,

Xelloss: Well, you better go locate it! ^_^
::A laugh track starts playing::
Vegeta: Kami, that was corny.
Xelloss: Speaking of corn, I just flew in from Nebraska, boy are my arms tired! ^_^
::Another laugh track plays::
Vegeta: I am *so* glad that this is the last MST we have to do.

> once I even had to get

Kuno:  ::Imitating Bulma (hmmm, I see a pattern forming here. ^_^):: ...a Nightmare on Elm Street box set for this guy who wanted to blackmail me, but I got it and the story ended happily ever after.

> stitches from where you bit me,

Lina:  ::Blinks:: Hopefully the doctors remembered to give her a rabies shot too.
Vegeta: SHUT UP!
Lina: ^_^

> and the worse thing you ever did to me was...."

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....make me watch bad B-movies on a satellite. ::Back to normal:: Damnit, that joke was so stupid!
Kuno: Errr, you’re the one who said it....
Lina: Be quiet!

> "Stop." He cut her

Xelloss: ....into a million, billion pieces. The end! ^_^
Lina: Geez, that was sick.
Xelloss: Were you expecting something else? ^_^
Lina: No, not really. Not from you.
Xelloss: ^_^
> off. He stepped back a couple paces. "Do you want me to stay? Or do you
want me to leave you?

Kuno: Huh? Why did the film just burn there? Is that the end?
Vegeta: Ummmm, I think so?
Kuno: But, it makes no sense. Is the author trying to make a cliffhanger
here? Well she did, by not finishing the fic.
Vegeta: Just shut up and be grateful.
Kuno: Good point.
::The MSTers leave the screening room::

************

::Amelia’s screen is already down, and she looks at everyone curiously::
Amelia: Konnichawa minna-san! Was the fic bad or good?
Vegeta: What do you think, brat?
Amelia: It was good?
Vegeta:  ::Grumbles:: I’m not wasting my time with this idiot, you talk to her brat. ::Shoves Lina in front of him::
Lina: Errr, it wasn’t that great Amelia. Why?
Amelia: I was just wondering Lina-san, since I didn’t get to watch it!
Lina: Errr, oh, okay then.
::Majin’s screen comes floating down::
MV: Hello hello hello! So my friends, this was your last ficcy ever to MST! Tell me, how do you feel?
Vegeta: Well, I feel the urge to beat you into a bloody pulp when I get off of this thing!
MV: Of course! ::Beams:: You *always* feel that way, anyway, Vegeta-sama!
Lina: Well, I’m glad you have the decency to let us down, and I also feel like beating you up a bit.
MV: Uh-huh, ::Scribbles something on a pad:: So my experiment is a success so far. What about you Kuno?
Kuno: Well uh, I feel like....ummm, the way I did when I first got here.
MV:  ::Grumbles while scribbling on the pad some more:: Subject three is a failure. Okay, what about you...err Amelia?
Amelia: Well Majin-san, I feel that justice shall...
MV:  ::Quickly writes something:: Okay okay, I get the point! Anywho, I bid you all, farewell! ::Snaps fingers and the MSTers all go back to where they came from:: Hehe! Now to find the next batch of characters to torture! Mwahahahaha!

***FIN***

It is now complete! Another Majin MST finished for your reading pleasure! I hope you all liked it, and if you didn’t like it....oh well. I liked it so nyah. : P Anyway, the next cast is already planned out....but you’ll have to wait until I get another fic to MST! ^_^ So, if you really wanna find out who the new cast of MSTers are, send me a fic to MST at my e-mail address:  hellmasterfibrizo@yahoo.com! Tootles!